I used to have a page in my notebook with a list of “normal things to talk about” until my older brother (who is the worst) said that having a list like that was not normal. So I got rid of it. But that was years ago when I thought I could maybe come off as normal. I’ve given up on that. But I still wish I had that list — I have to go to a “holiday party” at work today and I’m doing my best not to make an excuse and literally run away. #killmenow#no#why#how#please