ai6yr,

Oh no
Who would think
It would come from those
Slimy things in dirty shells

They say this time
it's the noro-virus thing
Vomiting, cramping, and...
Whatnot

Oh, you say you actually like
oysters?

https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/OPA/Pages/SN24-001.aspx

ai6yr,

"Here, try these oysters, you'll like them"

(tastes one) "Ehh.. I prefer my shellfish cooked"

"Just cover it with shrimp cocktail sauce, it won't taste so bad"

"If I'm dumping sauce on it so it doesn't taste so bad, maybe I just don't need to eat it at all?"

ai6yr,

CDC: "CDC estimates that about 80,000 people get vibriosis—and 100 people die from it—in the United States every year. Most of these illnesses happen from May through October when water temperatures are warmer. However, you can get sick from eating raw or undercooked oysters during any month. Raw oysters from typically colder waters also can cause vibriosis." https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/communication/oysters-and-vibriosis.html

MeTwitt,
@MeTwitt@mastodon.social avatar

@ai6yr " I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died," Roy Blunt Jr.

Cristobalm,
@Cristobalm@m.ai6yr.org avatar

@ai6yr How hungry did the first person to try them have to be to say… those loogies look yummy. I think I’ll give them a go.

Nonny,

@ai6yr good fresh oysters are one of life’s greatest pleasures! I know that there are times when we have to agree to disagree

ai6yr,

@Nonny 😂

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