heydon,
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The inanity of a chirruping appliance is enough to make me want to kill a thousand Gods.

mattwilcox,
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@heydon "Your dishes are done. It is IMPERATIVE you empty the dishwasher right now. Or they may disintegrate. BEEEEP. I will not relent beeping until this is done. BEEEEP. Praise me, for your dishes are clean and dry BEEEEP. Why do you sleep, human, when you could be unloading clean dry dishes? BEEEEEP. I must be satiated. I am done. Feed me more filth. Eject this content from me! BEEEEP. Do it now, human. BEEEEP. I shall not relent. BEEEEP. Observe my convinience! BEEEEEP."

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