tomjennings,
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Post-lunch snooze on the squirrel highway. Old piece of gutter I put up as egress.

This old lady crosses a busy street multiple times a day, and for years now. I guess some squirrels do figure out the trigonometry of moving vehicles.

MLE_online,
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@tomjennings In a few hundred decades, the descendants of this matron will be evolved to expertly avoid motor vehicles. The adaptation will set off a set of changes that will ultimately increase the size of their cerebral cortices by 1000%. Humanity will face a potent new rival.

tomjennings,
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@MLE_online

THEY ALREADY HAVE HANDS.

And boundless curiosity.

If they learn to cooperate, we're screwed.

Our only choice is to cooperate with them.

I intend to be low on the retribution list. I assume they keep those.

MLE_online,
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@tomjennings roko's basilisk but for squirrels!

zachnfine,
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@MLE_online @tomjennings This inspires me to imagine a “Roko’s Basilisk but for Jesus” t-shirt. Or maybe not everyone thinks the Basilisk is just Pascal’s Wager framed as a victorious Skynet, and people would think it’s meant to proselytize.

Maybe “Roko Gets Us” would work.

MLE_online,
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@zachnfine @tomjennings Isn't Roko's Basilisk but for Jesus just normal Christian eschatology?

zachnfine,
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@MLE_online @tomjennings Yeah that was meant to be the joke. The idea being that it’s hard to tell if the joke teller realizes they’ve wrapped their analogy back around to the source it doesn’t acknowledge. Plus it sounds a little like something a youth leader into Bitcoin might say.

MLE_online,
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@zachnfine @tomjennings The ambiguity of it is pretty good

zachnfine,
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@MLE_online @tomjennings I like encountering things that I’m not sure are jokes, but I also know a lot of thoughtful cool Christians and am not sure if the shirt would cause too much discomfort too them or has implications I’m not considering. I do want to confuse people who take the Basilisk seriously though.

MLE_online,
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@zachnfine @tomjennings I think cool Christians wouldn't be bothered by it

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