Mrfunkedude,
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So who else sits on the toilet the first thing in the morning and reads the Fedi?

Asking for a friend.

mdkcore,
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@Mrfunkedude I call it ActivityPoop

inkican,
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@Mrfunkedude DMAF and never ask me to hold your phone.

Mrfunkedude,
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@inkican Sure. Could you hold this for a minute? 🧻

inkican,
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@Mrfunkedude Oh cool, I needed to blow my nose anyway.

amiserabilist,
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@inkican

wait till i tell you about public touch screens then extrapolate.

Enteric bacteria were common on grocery store touch screens used by the public for self-service check out. Coliform bacteria, including E coli, were isolated on 59% of the grocery store screens compared with only 12% of the screens in the hospital health care environment.

https://www.adox.com.ar/docs/coordinacion%20de%20la%20info/notas/contamination-touch-screens.pdf

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inkican,
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