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amiserabilist

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Avatar: Penny-farthing. I Am Not a Number.
Header: Union Jack. Plague Island.

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

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dgar, to random
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The other half asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start but, the answer is yes.

amiserabilist,
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@dgar

Alice, to random
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I want to open a stationary ice cream truck that serves boozy snow cones called BroCones.

Kickstarter link in bio.

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

great roofied snow cones

paulfoerster, to random
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That was perfect. 🤣 But it's all gone now. 😔@evelynefoerster and I had a perfect afternoon sunny chicken meal. 🤣

The chicken is ready to be served. It’s standing on its stand inside the now open Big Green Egg and waiting to be taken out.
The chicken was cut in halves and we both each had one half. The picture shows one half of the chicken on a plate, along with three roasted champignons.
All gone. This is the stand on which the chicken is positioned to be roasted equally from all sides. It’s more or less a cone formed by thick wires to hold the chicken upright.

amiserabilist,
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@SNerd

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/beer-can-chicken

@paulfoerster @evelynefoerster

Alice, (edited ) to random
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I was just reminded of around twenty years ago when this guy who I knew on LiveJournal took extreme creative liberty and used the head from my LiveJournal profile pic and Photoshopped an image of me and sent it to me as a "gift" and I was just like "uhhhhhhhhhh...thank you?"

amiserabilist,
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@Kierkegaanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6IsFPRoslY

@Alice

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

i like big maps an´ I can not lie.
You otha brothas can´t deny.
That when a girl walks in wit´ a itty bitty waist an´
A round thing in yo´ face. You get SPRUNG.
Want to pull up tough, cuz you notice that map was STUFFED.

@rephlex00

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

wait what about.

it looks breakfasty

@RickiTarr

amiserabilist, to random
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@ElleGray

I am Elle MacGray of the Clan MacGray. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal ...

Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers…

amiserabilist, to random
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i have seen The Day of the Triffids

this is not my first rodeo.

amiserabilist,
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@evilcookies98

amiserabilist,
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@evilcookies98

joke

amiserabilist,
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@evilcookies98

sorry i thought you were making a joke saying what

as in you were blinded by the #unusualNocturnalLightDisplays

just miscommunication.

amiserabilist,
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@evilcookies98

shit i forgot

Alice, to random
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I always get the middle seat on airplanes so I can hog both armrests.

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

Alice, to random
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I like to live life on the edge by never orgasming.

amiserabilist,
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@tuban_muzuru

i have seen the state of ladies toilets and have questions.

@Alice

amiserabilist,
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@tuban_muzuru

https://www.amazon.co.uk/female-urination-device/s?k=female+urination+device

@Alice

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

i remain convinced someone peed on me as i was going down on them.

@tuban_muzuru

RickiTarr, to random
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Human who works a job, caregives for children, parents, pets, or relatives, cooks, cleans, shops, is on committees, volunteers, helps with family's extracurriculars, tries to make it to family and friend social events, exercise, eat right, and maybe even do a hobby they are interested in: Doc, I don't know why I'm so tired, and stressed all the time.

Billionaires and Politicians: The problem is people are lazy, and just don't want to work.

amiserabilist,
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@RickiTarr

https://expressional.social/@GeekSusie/112389335645244867

keithmorrisnm, to random
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amiserabilist,
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@keithmorrisnm

the worm controlling JFK jr's body driving to work in the morning.

worm driving apple

qurlyjoe, to random
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Firetrucks are actually water trucks.

amiserabilist,
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@qurlyjoe

You have became the very thing you swore to destroy

amiserabilist,
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@qurlyjoe

the firetruck being called a firetruck

Mrfunkedude, (edited ) to random
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I’m a student of the fine farts.

amiserabilist,
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@Mrfunkedude

eproctophile

amiserabilist,
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@Mrfunkedude

i assumed you were a master if not professor

TransitBiker, to random
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Blaming screen time for the mental health of kids and teens when the world around them is growing crueler & falling apart is one of the biggest copouts I’ve witnessed thus far in my life.

amiserabilist,
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@TransitBiker

Alice, to random
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The worst thing about having a birthday the day after Cinco de Mayo is that everybody is always like "Here's a present for both Cinco de Mayo AND your birthday."

amiserabilist,
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@Alice

in that case i will add my trophy to my alice folder.

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