@benroyce@emmreef@StillIRise1963 The Onion has a new owner and the buyer’s name reads like it’s straight from one of the site’s articles.
Chicago-based firm Global Tetrahedron — which shares a name with a mock corporation that served as a long-running gag on the satirical news site and was featured in its staffers’ 1999 book “Our Dumb Century”— has purchased The Onion.