@Alice
Fuck Snap because come on, you know he's good in bed. Marry Crackle because marriage is about lasting chemistry, not a brief fling. Kill Pop because that fucker has it coming. Pop's the kind of asshole who, if you married him, would do YouTube prank videos where he'd sneak up behind you and fire a confetti cannon in your face, and who needs that shit? Put two in Pop just to make sure he's dead.
I have considered this for longer than five seconds but less than my entire life, I promise.
Add comment