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Alice

@Alice@beige.party

Mostly one-liners at my own expense

Awkward AF

Midwest to West Coast

Photos on Pixelfed: @Alice

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Alice, to random
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I’m really bad at guessing the prices of food/products on The Price is Right and I can see myself making it onto the stage and being like "It's one banana, Drew. What could it cost? $10?"

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I learned I missed @Alice 's bday.

Happy belated bday @Alice
🎂

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Alice,
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@Waitnwallflower Thank you! That is a very accurate rendition of @KevBot's butt!

Alice, to random
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I have always loved the Zoloft mascot and I just googled it and apparently they refer to him as the BLOB so of course that poor little guy is depressed.

Alice,
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"I told you my name is BOB!"

"Yeah, sure, BLOB!"

Alice,
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@noondlyt 😂🤣🏆

Alice,
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@dannotdaniel Poor StrongSad.

Alice, to random
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I was talking to @zachklipp about music and was reminded of this adorable little bit of dancey indiepop by Yumi Zouma.

https://youtu.be/x7Kt_YAQQgM

Alice, to random
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OMG, L'Oreal, no YOU'RE worth it!

(Provided it's no more than $10 with my CVS coupon)

dugglebutt, to random
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Oh man. Steve Albini just died. That sucks absolute balls. Shit.

Alice,
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@dugglebutt What?!? Fuck.

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What cracks me up is when you go to a restaurant, and they ask if you've been there before, and then they say, "Well, we do things a little different here", and then it's exactly like every other restaurant, but more expensive.

Alice,
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@HunkThunderzone @RickiTarr @sezduck Ew. I’m sorry that happened to you.

Alice, to random
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Disclaimer for anyone who follows my photography account on Pixelfed:

I KNOW about the Golden Ratio with regard to photography, I just don’t CARE about the Golden Ratio with regard to photography.

It's probably an autistic thing, but I find squares and grids to be much more comforting so I’m going to do whatever makes me happy, even if it means breaking the dumb rule of thirds.

If you're okay with that, this is my Pixelfed account: @Alice

Alice,
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@ItsThatDeafGuy @Alice 😂💗🙌

Alice,
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@tehabe I do not have 18 spare minutes to watch a video, but if it's about using things in regular space to frame other things, I like it.

If it's not about that then I have no opinion at this time. 😂

Alice,
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@gnate @ItsThatDeafGuy @Alice Yes! @KevBot LOVES the Dutch angle! 😂

Alice,
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@tehabe Now let me tell you all about my nonna's recipe for meatballs. It all started back in 1917 in a countryside town in Sicily...

Alice,
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@wh0sthatd0g @Alice 💗🙌

WrenArcher, to random
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I’m having a rough go of it lately. Feeling stressed and sort of adrift... like I’m unmoored and don’t know how to get back to a starting point.

The bathroom project is stressing me pretty bad. My mother in-law has lifelong untreated mental health issues that manifesting more and more. As it result she is causing stress for all of us in the house. We have my wife’s youngest staying with us for a couple of weeks while off from college which adds to the dynamic and not really in a good way.

We had a heavy rainstorm that happened about a month ago that flooded our street in the middle of the night. We didn’t know until we realized one of our cars started smelling like mold a couple days later. Just found out insurance totaled it and we are screwed because of that.

I’m still dealing with pretty serious physical health problems, work sucks, my biz partner is horrid immature man-child, pretty sure i fucked up my tax filing and actually owe a lot of money, i don’t have a therapist anymore (haven’t for two months) and I stubbed my little toe this morning.

Besides that I’m doing fucking great.

Alice,
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@WrenArcher Aw, Wren. I’m sorry all of this is hitting you at once. Even one at a time could be overwhelming. I’m useless, but want you to know I’m thinking of you and sending all of my love your way.

Alice,
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@WrenArcher Oh wow. Poor guy. I’m sending all of my love his way too. In the meantime, are there any other cool gay uncles that you can talk to?

Alice, to random
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Aw, L'Oreal, no YOU'RE worth it!

(provided it's no more than $8 with my CVS coupon)

FlockOfCats, to random
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Dang

I solved this JoWordle 817 with 6/6 attempts in 3:20 minutes. Can you do better?
⬜️⬜️🟦⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️🟦⬜️🟪
⬜️⬜️🟦⬜️⬜️
⬜️⬜️🟦⬜️⬜️
🟦🟦🟦⬜️🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 https://word.rodeo/jowordle/?utm_source=result

Alice,
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@FlockOfCats That was rough!

I solved this JoWordle 817 with 6/6 attempts in 1:51 minutes. Can you do better?
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⬜️🟦🟦⬜️⬜️
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🟪🟦🟦⬜️⬜️
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

https://word.rodeo/jowordle/?utm_source=result

Alice, to random
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I don’t trust any notaries who don’t use the graffiti font.

Alice,
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Take note, @NickGates.

Alice,
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@GGMcBG 😂

Alice, (edited ) to random
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Whenever we encounter a photo booth, @KevBot and I will usually try to stop and take some photos to document our day.

As a result, we've ended up with a LOT of photo booth strips, but my favorite is the one in the lower right of this photo where a woman was watching us take photos in the booth and, at the very last second, I asked if she wanted to be in our photo and she jumped in.

Lady, if you're out there, you were a great sport and we remember you fondly.

Alice,
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@zachklipp @KevBot This is super cute! Feel free to reanimate this thread whenever you think of anything I might like!

While we're here, do you like Yumi Zouma? TOPS kind of reminds me of them in the way that they're both a little more dancey.

Alice, to random
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The worst thing about having a birthday the day after Cinco de Mayo is that everybody is always like "Here's a present for both Cinco de Mayo AND your birthday."

Alice,
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@amiserabilist You deserve it!

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