nosleep,
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was talking with a female friend a few days ago:
<zonk, you should go donate blood!!! i got 90 bucks for it
>oh, i can't
<why not?
dramatic pause while i look her straight in the eye
>i love fucking MEN too much
i don't think ive ever seen someone look so shocked lmao

lain,
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@nosleep I’m shocked that you’d have female friends

nosleep,
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@lain some of my favorite people are women

lain,
@lain@lain.com avatar

@nosleep they like to be called female-american

arcana,
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@lain @nosleep Americans of Gender

nosleep,
@nosleep@bae.st avatar

@lain no fair... they get to be american...

cell,
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@nosleep @lain tbh my ideal would be earning salary in USD while not considered a US taxpayer/person but that narrows down my career/job options :cat_eyebrow:

nosleep,
@nosleep@bae.st avatar

i would never donate blood anyway. not many things make me physically ill, but needles and seeing the blood physically leave my body are 2 things i will never get over. i can't even think about it without shivering

r000t,
@r000t@ligma.pro avatar

@nosleep
Nurse, holding the butterfly needle: "What's the problem?"
Me: "That's not supposed to go in there!"

Nurse, later, as the blood is coming out: "What's the problem?"
Me: "That's not supposed to come out of there!"

f0x,
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@nosleep agreed. "what it's just blood being TAKEN from you by people who haven't earned your trust in any way" haha yeah right y'all vampires.

cell,
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@nosleep i’m permanently barred from donating blood 😎😎😎

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