katzenberger, 11 months ago

@aral
I believe #Prescott’s #Pickle #Principle as phrased by #JerryWeinberg should be taught in elementary schools:

"Cucumbers get more pickled than brine gets cucumbered."

mray, 11 months ago

@aral You just need to stay in touch and have an open mind to change the world. Meet them where they are! Yes, Leopards have quite a rough touch, and when they finish eating your face you tend to have more than only an open "mind". They're not as bad as tigers, though. A good start in my book already! 🤯 🐆

GuyDudeman, 11 months ago

@aral I feel like there’s not a single Republican who thinks this. There are plenty of socialists who believe this about the Democratic Party, but as long as the Democratic Party remains backed by capital, they will never be changed from any direction.

kieran, 11 months ago

@aral 👀

dmnelson, 11 months ago

@aral Once I’m in charge I’ll make sure the leopards only eat the faces of people who actually deserve it.

NichKnach, 11 months ago

@aral That was the strategy of the leopards

Crowjane, 11 months ago

@aral
But but, a leopard never changes it’s spots.

anarchosynthism, 11 months ago

@aral Best part is I can't tell which party you're talking about.

ryanrandall, 11 months ago

@aral No, you don't understand. Now that I've been eaten by the leopard, I can finally change it from the inside.

aral, 11 months ago

@ryanrandall 👌