herescunty,

Now eat your fungi penis up it’s good for you.

NegativeInf,

But sir, why are the trees dancing?

Neon,
boredtortoise,

They’re telling you that life and the universe and everything is dancing the same dance

fsxylo,

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

melpomenesclevage,

I absolutely would if I had any right now.

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s true I’ve spoken to them many times.

GrymEdm, (edited )

Unless it’s been surpassed, the world’s largest living organism is a 9 square kilometer fungus that’s been growing for about 10,000 years.

usualsuspect191,

Wow, here I was thinking Pando was the biggest. This fungus is a good bit bigger

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Pando is the heaviest iirc

flambonkscious,

I love how many times they repeated humongous fungus in the article.

vala, (edited )

Just got surpassed by yo momma actually.

(Sorry I couldn’t resist, please no ban)

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Gottem

GrymEdm, (edited )

No worries friend, it’s why she was a perfect match for my dad who is a fun guy (fungi).

MrShankles,

Beautiful

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar
FeatherConstrictor,

Accessible from Canada at least.

quinacridone,

I discovered The CryptoNaturalist over at the other place, and ending up buying ‘Field Guide to the Haunted Forest’ and ‘Love Notes from the Hollow Tree’ by Jarod K. Anderson…

Which is unusual for me as I detest poetry. I think it’s a pile of long-winded, navel gazing wank…Except for haiku, (because they’re short and sweet, and condense things down to their essence, which I like).

I like The CryptoNaturalist though, probably because they write about nature in a weird, beautiful and wonderous way. I want to use the word ‘magical’ to describe it, but am reluctant, for reasons

Also, thanks to this post I just found out there’s a couple of other books available which I’m going to buy tonight 😀

psycho_driver,

I think it’s a pile of long-winded, navel gazing wank

Tell me you’re British, without telling me you’re British . . .

quinacridone,

Guilty as charged

blanketswithsmallpox,

We are all British on the internet. Just like our use of mate and cunt makes us Strayan ya dig bruv?

Killer_Tree,

What is your favorite haiku that comes to mind?

quinacridone,

I rather like this one…

wearily she waves

the white flag of surrender

cobwebbed butterfly

—Tracy Davidson from here

Pawprints fade, empty

Silence fills the empty space

Love lives on, always

From here

I sometimes feel that the classic haiku are let down by some translations, and the fact there are Japanese words that don’t translate across very well or at all.

I have a soft spot for this one

The old pond,

A frog jumps in:

Plop!

Translated by Alan Watts from here

It’s interesting to see how each translation differs, and tries to put into English something that is probably untranslatable…also…

pond

frog

plop!

Translated by James Kirkup

‘The sound of water’ ‘kerplunk’ ‘splashing the water’ ‘leap, splash’ ‘water note’ …just don’t capture it for me

Do you know any that are decent?

hilly,

This post reminded me of the cracking (though widely misunderstood and reviled) folk horror film “In the Earth”. There’s a lot going on down there in the mud and mycelium.

Lamps,

Only kinda related but if anyone wants a good fantasy book with this kind of energy and theme, Gods of the Wyrdwood by RJ Barker is the way to go

AnonStoleMyPants,

Could be fun, I’ll take a gander, thanks!

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

cryptonaturalist has a few books too iirc. great little account, they are on masto too.

homesweethomeMrL,

Bruh

Cowbee,

Mushrooms are so fucking cool, and they taste great too.

can,

And they make you feel amazing too

model_tar_gz,

Or dead. Choose wisely.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar
Devi,

I was speaking to a guy that looks after an ancient forest and he was explaining the fungi that allow the trees to communicate and it was fascinating but I thought he might be pulling my leg, so I came home and read everything, it’s fascinating.

PraiseTheSoup,

a guy that looks after an ancient forest

psud,

I’m guessing a park ranger

s_s,

He might mean old-growth forest.

Devi,

Ancient forests are a designation in the UK - www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/…/ancient-woodland/

The Woodland Trust have staff that mind them. I’m not sure what this guys job title was but probably a conservation officer or similar? He was helping us with something about the oldest trees in the UK.

Also, not a he.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

100% a druid

the_post_of_tom_joad,
@the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net avatar

So we’re eating leviathon reproductive organs? Sexy

Zorque,

Yeah, I saw that X-files episode too.

Shyfer, (edited )

Fungi confuse me. I can’t figure out what they are. I think the fact that I thought they were plants my whole life and then it turns out they aren’t just broke me lol.

exocrinous,

Coral also isn’t plants

pufferfisherpowder,

My Biology teacher put it pretty neatly: “Fungi are Fungi.”

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

afaik a decent summary is that they’re sorta like animal cells that specced into a plant lifestyle, but since animals are good at digesting stuff and can’t photosynthesize, they went for eating dead things that no one else eats.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar
m12421k,

Puts the pan on stove. Ignites the flame and adds some olive oil. Everything is in order to sear the heretics.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Mushrooms are near impossible to burn. All you’re doing is giving them a flavorful sauna.

BluesF, (edited )

Mm, crispy mushrooms. Unburnt by flame, unseared by iron, but consumed and burned for energy in the acd pits of me… Who’s the eldritch horror now, huh? I will eat any lesser organism.

anonymouse,

Is this the outline for Charlie Kaufman’s next film?

Grass,

The way so many of them look like genitals makes this so much better

LibertyLizard,
@LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net avatar

They don’t just look like genitals, they are genitals.

Grass,

No I mean they aren’t just genitals, but look like them too!

UnearthedUnusual, (edited )

Nature is full of genital-looking things.

Dulusa,

But nature is also full of genitals that don’t look like the genitals your thinking of

grrgyle,

It’s not even 07h here, and I think this is going to me my favourite fedi interaction of the day

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

if your penis looks like a morel, seek help immediately

K0W4LSK1,
@K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

People should look up Paul Stamets. Dude is doing amazing things in the field of mycology and showing the power of mushrooms!

Malgas,

TIL the Star Trek Discovery character has a real life namesake.

bufalo1973,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

Someone should help him with the page. At least to do a proper one (I’ve just looked the code).

nerfherder,
@nerfherder@lemmy.world avatar

Thought this was a Star Trek Discovery joke

cheesymoonshadow,
@cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world avatar

Thanks to this, I just went down a rabbit hole learning about the real Paul Stamets and the fictional but fascinating S-drive.

princessnorah,
@princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No, this guy’s who they named the character in Discovery after. Legit.

K0W4LSK1,
@K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh my gosh I’m so dumb I never even put that together. That’s so cool. He does have interesting theories but he’s also saving old growth forests well trying and he’s doing breakthrough research in the medical attributes of mushrooms.

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