TheBananaKing,

Yea, but let’s design some to work on male bodies. Dresses are generally built for female body shapes, and rely on curves most guys just don’t have in order to complete the shape - so we end up looking like Graveyard Barbie in them.

Guys tend to be a lot more oblong, and the overall design would need a rethink in order to actively work with that shape, instead of unsuccessfully trying to compensate for it.

No, I don’t know how to do this.

ScrimbloBimblo,

You’re coming dangerously close to re-inventing the kilt

Cybermass,

Robes like from solar opposites

atomicorange,

Agreed! There are a few enterprising designers out there with cool menswear dresses, but it’s still super niche.

CanineBite,

Link me too please

TheBananaKing,

Got a link?

atomicorange,

I’ve seen Billy Porter in a gown or two. I’d add a link but not sure how to do that in Voyager / wefwef yet.

Xariphon,

More like Robes than Dresses, maybe? Could start with some Indian or Middle Eastern fashions as a starting point...

TheBananaKing,

Yeah, a men’s salwar kameez would make a damn good start, but I don’t want to limit it…

HappySerf,
HappySerf avatar

Love my khurta

poplargrove,

That does involve pants though. I think something like a sarong is what they were referring to.

Snafu,

Dudes in parts of Africa and the Middle East have already got it figured out. Djellabas look fantastic on most men. I'd love to see more people wearing them.

absentthereaper,
@absentthereaper@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Consider: kilts.

SolarNialamide,

It wouldn’t be that hard, I think. Just make it more square on top and drop the accentuating part from the waist to either halfway between the belly button and hips or all the way to the hips. Or you could raise it to chest height and have a long, straight bottom part, more robe-ish.

Landrin201,
@Landrin201@lemmy.ml avatar

A lot of Muslim men wear what appear to me to be long white skirts, especially in the middle east and north Africa where wearing a flowing, loose garment that reflects lots of light is a practical measure for staying cool. I think it’s called a Kandora?

My point is that such garments DO exist, they just aren’t common in the west because of western views of male gender norms and Islam.

pragmakist,
pragmakist avatar

My first thought when I read op was that trousers are a relative new development.

The Romans made fun of the Gauls for wearing them.

So if you decide to wear traditional Roman dress, trousers shouldn't be included.

But it's still designed for men.

afraid_of_zombies,

Pretty cool how the Romans just took a good idea from a more primitive culture. Guess there wasn’t anyone around to scream about cultural appropriation.

pragmakist,
pragmakist avatar

The Romans calling the Gauls primitive is a bit like the British calling the Americans primitive.

True, but for Gods sake don't look in the mirror.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Took me a while to figure you were referring to native americans, not the current 'muricans

pragmakist,
pragmakist avatar

Wait, what? No!

Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but yes viewing the current Merkins as stupidly violent savages is a thing on this side of the Atlantic.

We Europeans on the other hand would never attack someone without reason.

We've always had reasons, usually some variation of wanting their possesion for ourselves.

And warning: This post contains sarcasm.

kaba0,

Are you British? This sick sarcastic humor is so British, and I love it!

schrodingers_dinger,

I was a slutty nun for Halloween and looking cute in a skirt is definitely possible, but man does it take a lot of work to find anything that fits decently. Dresses are simply impossible to find of course because, as you said, the shape is not at all made for men.

Also that outfit made me want to go full f1nn5ter and dress up in feminine clothes all the time lol. It’s so much fun! I’m so down for people to figure out how to make the shape work for masculine body shapes.

boeman,

I was a slutty nun for Halloween

Just don’t make it a habit.

ElectroVagrant,

I don’t know if I could keep that vow.

remotelove,

TBH, I would rather be a slutty nun than a slutty priest.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

You better, unless you want to hurt your temples

ElectroVagrant,

We needn’t worry, my cloister is hardened.

https://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/large/cloyster.jpg

KrimsonBun,
@KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml avatar

Stop normalizing everything just do what you want it doesn’t have to be normal. I like wearing track shorts, they’re comfy.

urbanracer34,

Would be nice to wear ball gowns all the time. Sadly it’s not possible as a guy.

atomicorange,

I don’t think anyone could get away with being that fancy all the time. We can dream!

zergling_man,

Haha cargo shorts go brrrrrr

intensely_human,

Instead of normalizing pretty dresses for dudes could we all just be like 1% more in awe of dudes? Instead of erasing all the man-only cultural work, let’s just pay guys for it.

atomicorange,

Instead of erasing all the man-only cultural work

I’m in awe of your ability to sound like an ass.

intensely_human,

So would it be appropriate for me to not see your proposal as a way to help men?

atomicorange,

If you don’t want to wear skirts my dude, nobody’s gonna make you. You want to keep your brothers who aren’t prissy little homophobes like you from having the freedom to wear what they want. It’s sad.

intensely_human,

Nothing is homophobic about wanting men to get credit for the work we do for society.

atomicorange,

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you so aggrieved that you can’t even engage in a conversation about how comfortable pants are without making it about how your wife left you or you lost your job or whatever? Get help buddy.

intensely_human,

You’re the one who seems upset right now.

I’m just saying if you want to help men there are ways other than hoping they wear skirts.

atomicorange,

Your response to a really mild joke post dissing pants demonstrates some really weird priorities, dude. I am upset! I’m worried about you. 500 fun response comments from people who got the joke, and one from a disturbed little guy who is desperate to get credit for other men’s accomplishments?

Maybe if you do some stuff with your life you won’t be so focused on getting praise for having a dick?

intensely_human,

I am worried about you

Oh how sweet. Human connection. Empathy. Someone who values me.

Maybe if you do some stuff with your life you won’t be so focused on getting praise for having a dick?

Oops, false alarm.

atomicorange,

How would I possibly connect with someone who responds to me with nothing genuine? You interpret my post in the most negative way possible, you give cryptic hints that you think men are superior to women, and you never engage with what I’ve actually said. It’s bad faith, argumentative to the point of being nonsensical, basically worthless. Why would I respond with anything but mockery?

SuddenDownpour,

Bring back togas.

darkseer,

The only pants I really object to are jeans. They’re hot and sticky in the summer and cold and stiff in the winter. Slacks are the way to go.

Just wish they made cargo slacks.

popekingjoe,
@popekingjoe@lemmynsfw.com avatar

Pants are the worst.

ShooBoo,

I am honestly not a happy man if I can’t walk around in board shorts with no shirt all day long.

PlanetOfOrd,

I wear a kilt. It really is more comfortable than pants.

I actually remember seeing a blog post, too, showing a fashion line of skirts for men. Not for cross dressers either (but no judgement if that’s you). It was marketed as a style that still made the men appear masculine. I forget the brand name, but I was intrigued.

Coreidan,

I work from home so I wear my pajamas or boxer shorts all day and there is no one to criticize me.

johnlsullivan2,

It’s pretty fucking rocking having “man” privileges overall. I’d say this one evens it out a bit. I’m work from home and usually am in just shorts and it’s fucking awesome.

pegathith,

Yeah, but it’s worth the trade off. Men’s clothes typically have pockets FOR DAYS.

stefenauris,
@stefenauris@pawb.social avatar

I’ve often complained about how females have so many more options for clothing than men. Men get shirts and pants. You can choose to have long or short sleeves (same with pants). You can accessorize with a belt too! maybe a watch if you like. Beyond that uhh, that’s all you get lol

AnalogyAddict,

Males tend to get better quality and fit than women do, though.

Venomnik0,
@Venomnik0@lemmy.world avatar

Keep in mind women have various options in terms of what store and type they want to get for their clothing. Meanwhile men, pick overpriced t shirt store or overpriced men’s section at a brick and mortar.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but you know what men get? Pockets! I hate having to go everywhere with a fucking bag

stefenauris,
@stefenauris@pawb.social avatar

well you got me there lol

little_hoarse,
@little_hoarse@sh.itjust.works avatar

Getting my kilt ready as we speak…

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