@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye have always found your posts edifying and entertaining, Mr Facts.
But NOW you have given me the thing that has been lacking in my life: A clear career goal.
Eye am hereby announcing on YOUR Mastodon thread that henceforth Eye am going to be a Platyparty Entertainer.
Eye have finally found my place in the world!
Thank YOU! Eye finally feel like Eye belong!🥥 #Platipus, #PlatyParty, #PartyEntertainer, #LowQualityFacts, #TuckersBalls