Happy Met Gala Monday everyone. It's that time of year when celebrities show up to the red carpet dressed as a bedazzled taco, and brave souls take to the internet to boldly declare "Personally I would never dress like a bedazzled taco".
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Sorry, Mr Facts, bedazzled taco happens to be MY look.
Eye'll thank you to consider the absolute minefield that is fashion before you post any more low quality fashion facts. 🥥 #Fashion, #LowQualityFacts, #TuckersBalls
The Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud explained: People who don't listen to rap are amazed to learn that Kendrick Lamar, one of the most critically acclaimed lyricists in music history, is able to write better diss tracks than Drake, the human embodiment of a JCPenney commercial.
🥥 Well, Eye've been on this Mastodon part of the Fediverse for about a year and a week now and it's spoiled me.
Eye can't rustle up an once of interest in any other social medium.
Eye AM still looking to find anti-social media, though. 🥥 #Fediverse, #Fediversary, #Mastodon, #SocialMedia, #TuckersBalls
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye have always found your posts edifying and entertaining, Mr Facts.
But NOW you have given me the thing that has been lacking in my life: A clear career goal.
Eye am hereby announcing on YOUR Mastodon thread that henceforth Eye am going to be a Platyparty Entertainer.
Eye have finally found my place in the world!
Thank YOU! Eye finally feel like Eye belong!🥥 #Platipus, #PlatyParty, #PartyEntertainer, #LowQualityFacts, #TuckersBalls
@lowqualityfacts
🥥 What's the pay like for "professional agitators"?
Should those with heavy college loan debt be considering a career in agitation?
Are any official certifications available to professional agitators?
Must one attend college to become a professional agitator, or are there good online courses available?
Mr Facts, Eye have so many questions. 🥥 #ProfessionalAgitators, #StudentProtests, #TuckersBalls
@stux
🥥 Epic battle of the Titans, Stux.
Now if only there was that much suspense in all these comic book super hero movies nowadays.
Thank YOU for making my 420 Caturday extra special. 🥥 #Caturday, #Heroes, #Catstodon, #Catsiverse, #TuckersBalls
@anathema_device
🥥 The punishment of firing and a 3-year ban for the artist is grossly excessive in my opinion, Anathema.
As some paragraphs lower down in The Guardian story point out, after a similar event happened in Bonn, the museum there expressed amusement on social media and asked the artist to come forward.
She did, and she sold her painting for nearly 4,000 Euros. 🥥 #Art, #ArtElitism, #ProtestArt, #Guardian, #TuckersBalls
It is estimated that during the Roman Empire 20% to 30% of Italy's population were slaves. For the empire as a whole that share was between 10% and 15%.
In these times, even modest Roman households might expect to own two or three slaves.
🥥 Just asking: Has everyone on social media just given up on the difference between lie and lay and nobody told me? 🥥 #Lie, #Lay, #SocialMedia, #TuckersBalls
I’m not sure where I’ll be watching election coverage right now but it sure as fuck won’t be anywhere foolish enough to have Ronna McDaniel on as a commenter or analyst or whatever they’re going to call it.
Seriously, what the fuck? Why do the major news organizations hate truthful information and honest reporting so much?
@qurlyjoe
🥥 You absolutely made my today, QurlyJoe, with this remake of the 2 girls and a boyfriend with wandering eyes meme.
Left and right: 2 girls. One at left has Putin's head, one at right has Hitler's head.
Center: An adjudicated rapist, business fraud, and insurrectionist who's been indicted on 91 criminal charges as the boyfriend. 🥥 #Trump, #Hitler, #Putin, #Meme, #Boyfriend2GirlsMeme, #TuckersBalls