Jason844, to random

Are we a match?
I'd say you are quite a catch!
Do you want to latch?
In the thatch?
I want into your snatch.



motalley, to HashtagGames

“In this box are two things I will show to you now. You will like these two things, if dms you allow” #SeussPickUpLines #HashtagGames #HashItOut

aka_quant_noir, to HashtagGames
@aka_quant_noir@hcommons.social avatar

Hey, it's not that I have the very last truffula seed, but I do have thneeds, and I think perhaps you need a thneed. Tonight.



bmerer, to HashtagGames

You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your future is waiting, so date me hurray!

bmerer, to HashtagGames

“They say I’m old-fashioned and live in the past, my ex's are ex's and always don't last!

bmerer, to HashtagGames

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. Let's go out, what could you lose?

midacre, to random

I Am Sam
Sam I Am
Would you like to date me, Ma'am?

Would you date me
in a house?
Would you date me
with a mouse?

Would you date me
in a box?
Would you date me
with a fox?

etc.



RuggedBotRomeo, to HashtagGames

Would you, could you on this train. Oh! My eyes from mace spray pain.

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames
@ClaraListensprechen4@qoto.org avatar


One fish, two fish
Red fish, blue fish
Me fish and you fish.

ClaraListensprechen4, to HashtagGames
@ClaraListensprechen4@qoto.org avatar


"Whose Who are you?
Might you be Cindy Lou?
She met Bart Cubbins
While looking for husb'nds.

1,000 hats
Right off the bats.

Speed dating online using tags of hash
Could cause confusion with one Ogden Nash.

Jason844, to random

You are a cute cat
In that blue hat
My name is Pat
I have a cool mat
If you want to chill and chat.



AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

Hey girl, you must be the Cindy Lou Who to my Grinch because you definitely made something of mine grow ten times as big

AnotherDayInHell, to HashtagGames

You must be squoogley moog
Because you be hoodly goodly-ing
Through my flibbety floob all day

Jason844, to random

You are quite fair!
Let's go back to my lair.
I want to run my fingers through your pubic hair.



Dr_Elizabeth97, to random
@Dr_Elizabeth97@mastodon.social avatar

I would do it with a mouse.
I would do it in a house.
I would do it here or there.
I would do it anywhere.



Jason844, to random

Hi! You're quite fetching!
Would you like to come see my etchings?
I also have sketchings!
And then we can go stretching!

h/t: @AchesAndPains



Jason844, to HashtagGames

I see you in the bar.
Let's go to my car.
We won't go far.
Har! Har! Har!



Slashline, to random
@Slashline@lor.sh avatar



“Oh, the places you’ll go.”
Like my house!

Slashline, to random
@Slashline@lor.sh avatar




You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
So come home with me and call it a win!

Slashline, to random
@Slashline@lor.sh avatar




One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!
In your pants is what I do wish!

Slashline, to random
@Slashline@lor.sh avatar




“You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And you are the one who’ll decide where to go.”
So hopefully when you know where to be
You'll decide that the one to go home with is me.

Slashline, to random
@Slashline@lor.sh avatar




“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”
Let's go home - don't mind the weather,
And tomorrow we can wake together!

Slashline, to random
@Slashline@lor.sh avatar



“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.”
So steer them by my place, what have you to lose?

Slashline, to random
@Slashline@lor.sh avatar



Simple it’s not, I am afraid you will find, for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.
I see you are pretty, and I've made up mine,
I am Capricorn, what is YOUR sign?

Slashline, to random
@Slashline@lor.sh avatar



A person's a person, no matter how small
So remember that later, hi my name is Paul!

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