On the Beach Boys
Tears for Fears and Loathing in Las Vegas
The City of Gold and Led Zeppelin
Frankenstein Goes to Hollywood
ELOlita
The Once and Future King Crimson
The Grateful Dead Gatsby
Valley of the Dresden Dolls
The Lathe of Heaven 17
I met him in the country in an asylum.
I asked him his name and confidently he said, "Alex".
A-L-E-X. Alex. AL AL AL AL ALEX
I walked up to him and I shook his hand
And asked him why it is why we should be meeting? Mee-eeting and greeting
And he responded in his signature flair
He said "It's probably because I gave a couple a frightful greeting."
"Along with a bleeding..."
Well, I'd seen boys like Alex before
But I've never known one who felt so assured
So I smiled and took him by the hand
I said "Come with me to the theater, young man"
I'm not the world's most empathic guy
So I looked I at his eyes and said open up wide!
W-I-D-E. Wide. Wa Wa Wa Wa WIDE
And that's the story of Alex, you see.
I'm chalking it up as success story.
Alex.
A-L-E-X. Alex. AL AL AL AL ALEX