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Thus begins a first for me on two levels, one I will be simultaneously live tweeting, tooting and skeeting along with a movie and two that movie will be Swordfish from 2001, which I have never seen before.

On I will be adding the hashtag in case people want to mute me.

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"John Travolta is the T11000 IN Terminator 6: Silken Cyborg"

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Scenes that make you realize Hackers the movie was sorely missing a machinegun vehicular jousting sequence.

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At this point why don't they just go into the bank they want to rob via computer with good old fashioned guns? Oh wait, the beginning of the movie is coming back to me.

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The wardrobe department were clearly a law unto themselves in this movie

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So the Senator has sent someone undercover to assume John Travolta as Gabriel's identity because something something secret stash of DEA money? Is anyone involved in this elaborate criminal plot just a plain old criminal?

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J Edgar Hoover gets name dropped! Secret government program inception!

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Oh I've seen this booth at Blackhat, if you collect 3 tokens you can ride in the bus and you get a LOCKBOX antivirus baseball cap

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Was all that chain smoking and drinking red wine for nothing then?

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The same criminal mastermind who likes discussing hacking the DoD in a crowded nightclub has decided the best way to steal hundreds of millions from a bank is to drive a humvee through the front door of the bank in broad daylight.

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I hope that F5 is patched. Nice cabling I guess.

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Who kidnapped Hugh Jackman's daughter, I'm so confused.

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Oh wait so it was Travolta's character Gabriel but there's some weird time jump from the ex's house to the bank and then a sort of rehash of the beginning of the movie? The backend of this film is a mess.

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Oh no!

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So can Stanley retrieve the money or not because I'm getting mixed messages here. Are the script writers even sure whether he can or not?

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Stanley got his bluff called in like 5 minutes max.

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Oh yes man, give me those Sneakers phone call vibes

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This movie makes the classic mistake of directly and indirectly referencing better movies that highlight the inadequacies of the movie itself, all this Dog Day Afternoon hat tipping isn't helping anything. I do like that this time it's an antivirus branded, circuit-board themed bus though?

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Up, up and away!

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I'm starting to think buses weren't meant to be flown about by helicopters.

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Chekov's RPG.

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The end of this movie seems to be basically this

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Well everyone we got there in the end! 🥳

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The end of this movie really makes me unsure of whether the writers are endorsing the world view of Travolta's character or not. This wasn't as bad as I expected, I'm prepared to admit that!

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I do feel like about half way through the movie the script writers or director was sick of techno-babble and decided they just wanted a straight up by the book action movie which makes the plot unnecessarily convoluted, but maybe there was a concern that hackers alone wouldn't sell cinema tickets.

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This was an emotional journey, I think I'll do it again with another movie I've never seen closer to Christmas.

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