A Public apology to the shirtless fellow riding out on the spit today with a dog. As I passed I shouted, "No Dogs on the spit!*". They replied, "IT'S NOT MINE!" and then I clocked that they had fashioned a make shift rope out of their shirt and were leading the doggo off the spit. I muttered, "My bad!", but I don't think you heard me. Two Good boys and one** quick to judge, passing like ships on the spit. Thank you for your service.
Today's Ride: The Lobster Roll, or How I became CHRISTACEAN, destroyer of beers.
Pal tried to make me ride home with the claws but the problem would have been that you can't brake or shift gears with the claws. An onlooker tried to assist with safety by telling me that my rear light was covered by my tail. I calmed their fear by stating that I'd simply ride fast enough that the tail would lift to expose my light.
Today’s Ride: Cottage country fire access routes. Nice mix of hard pack, gravel and exposed Canadian Shield with a bit of rideable ATV double track. No bunnies on this ride but saw a group of 5 or 6 wild turkeys strutting. 8km out and back. Ride rating 16/10. #TodaysRide#Cycling#BikeTooter@fedibikes
Today's Ride: Some numbskull driving the wrong way down a one way street turns into me at an intersection. I avoid then hoot and holler. They took offense to that and stopped for a CONFRONTATION. I pulled alongside and LET THEM KNOW. They asked "What are you gonna do about it". So I thought of some things and replied "Well, for starters.." and they didn't wait for me to finish my threats and sped off and hit a planter and fucked their car up. #TodaysRide#BikeTO#BikeTooter@fedibikes
Today's Ride: Same as yesterday with a Humber river chaser. No bunnies today but got to race a muskrat. Back to wildflower meadow of course. Also got to experience a beautiful city moment where otherwise competing and antagonistic forces joined against a common enemy to heckle a cop who was making a mess "directing traffic". Props to the motorist who yelled out "You're making it worse than the signals!"