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AlterNewt

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Caustically optimistic

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TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! A beautiful beginning of May Day near the Bay, yay!

Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk looking out for interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising offscreen to the left. A low grey shelf of cloud bisects the sky to the right. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats

Gorgeous!

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats

Thank you! And the same to you!

AlterNewt, to random
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It does make it a little easier to get your pick out.

AlterNewt,
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@thepoliticalcat

It has its very own Wikipedia page.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigger_(guitar)

AlterNewt, to random
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It's after midnight in the UK, so...

ED BALLS

AlterNewt,
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@thepoliticalcat

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @thepoliticalcat

She and Ed never did hook up. A shame, really.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jan/29/revealed-cressida-dick-sought-500000-to-quit-as-met-chief

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @thepoliticalcat

Another nail in the coffin of the notion of a loving God who wants us to be happy.

AlterNewt,
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@thepoliticalcat @TidalFlats

keithmorrisnm, to random
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AlterNewt,
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@keithmorrisnm @TidalFlats

So it's not so much an internship as membership in a control group.

AlterNewt,
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@keithmorrisnm @TidalFlats @glasspusher

Help with this problem might be available from an unexpected quarter. Jon Lovett, of Pod Save America.

"Lovett graduated from Williams College in 2004 with a degree in mathematics. His senior thesis, Rotating Linkages in a Normed Plane, led to a related publication on the same topic in American Mathematical Monthly."

AlterNewt,
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@glasspusher @TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm

So F≠ Fun?

AlterNewt, to random
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AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @glasspusher @tayfonay

Fish: "Isn't it enough for me to WANT a bicycle?"

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @glasspusher @tayfonay

OT, but I misread part of @tayfonay's "Things I like" list as

"people who aren't shitty owls"

I have to say, I couldn't agree more.

AlterNewt,
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@glasspusher @TidalFlats @tayfonay

Just below the bio on the aforementioned's homepage, or whatever the hell we call them here.

AlterNewt,
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@tayfonay @glasspusher @TidalFlats

Yes. Apologies. Please accept this owl.

AlterNewt,
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@tayfonay @glasspusher @TidalFlats

And this one.

edwilk, to random
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FYI

If you have a box filled with rice to keep kitchen knifes in, it may become infested with maggots.

AlterNewt,
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@edwilk

GTK

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @glasspusher @edwilk

But it would make for a compelling Popular Mechanics article

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @12thRITS @glasspusher @edwilk

If not productive.

AlterNewt,
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@glasspusher @TidalFlats @12thRITS @edwilk @keithmorrisnm

Well, once upon a time he almost certainly would have said "Poopular Mechanics?"

AlterNewt,
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@keithmorrisnm @glasspusher @TidalFlats @12thRITS @edwilk

Thought of you and that meme just a little while ago when I passed a sign that said:

TREE WORK AHEAD

AlterNewt,
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@edwilk @glasspusher @TidalFlats @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm

Dear Toilet in Tucson,

This is a very personal decision. You should wait however long it takes until it feels right for YOU.

AlterNewt,
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@edwilk @glasspusher @TidalFlats @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm

PS If you have a second bathroom in your home, that would give you more time to manifest your feelings.

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