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AlterNewt

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Caustically optimistic

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keithmorrisnm, to random
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There you have it

AlterNewt,
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@keithmorrisnm @edwilk

KENNEDY/WORMS 2024!

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @keithmorrisnm @edwilk

"Many people are saying that it's not looking good for Liddle Bobby Brainworms. SAD."

AlterNewt, to random
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Always happy to see NASA scrub a mission out of an abundance of caution, especially when there are people strapped on top of the rocket thingy.

https://www.space.com/boeing-starliner-1st-launch-attempt-scrub

AlterNewt, to random
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Tacitus and Suetonius be like:

"And on the eve of the great battle, the Roman Consul Flavius Prolixitus exhorted his legions with these words, 'blah blah blah blah blah...'" (for two or three pages)

Whereas Polybius:

"And he addressed them in words suitable to the occasion." (full stop)

AlterNewt,
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@thepoliticalcat

Yes, but concise!

12thRITS, to random
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Both sides! As a goobernor, this woman makes an excellent Ice Queen.

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @12thRITS

Her family should really send her to a farm upstate where she can run and play and be happy.

AlterNewt,
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@glasspusher @TidalFlats @12thRITS

"It's taken a lot of love and patience, but she's starting to come around. When we first got her she was real shooty."

AlterNewt, to random
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Cheer up. You've got the whole ennuikend!

AlterNewt,
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@edwilk

Whoa!

AlterNewt,
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@glasspusher @edwilk

It's all comin' together, man.

glasspusher, to random
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@edwilk @TidalFlats @Biff52

weather is happening!

weather station readout showing 11.4 mm of rain thus far today with a rain rate of 8.1 mm/hr at the bottom, the display says “It’s raining cats and dogs”

AlterNewt,
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@glasspusher @Biff52 @TidalFlats @edwilk

I thought you said F was for Faraday. I don't know WHAT to believe anymore!

AlterNewt,
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@glasspusher @TidalFlats @12thRITS @Biff52 @edwilk

Oh! Oh!

Hot. Mop. Roofing.

AlterNewt,
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@12thRITS @glasspusher @TidalFlats @Biff52 @edwilk

You too?

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @edwilk @12thRITS @ColesStreetPothole @glasspusher @Biff52

Okay, I was away for a little while as well. Everyone please consider yourselves "favorited".

Also, 1973 Gremlin. The less said, the better.

AlterNewt,
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@glasspusher @TidalFlats @edwilk @ColesStreetPothole @12thRITS @Biff52

So, just a rough summary for the ChunderRoad records department:

Shitty jobs: Many

Shitty cars: Many

Car fires: 3

AlterNewt, to random
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Count Binface (formerly Lord Buckethead), will rename London Bridge Phoebe Waller Bridge if elected mayor; proclaims "Bindependence day is here!"

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/london-bridge-london-parliament-phoebe-wallerbridge-thames-water-b2535111.html

TidalFlats, to Birds
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Good morning Mastodonians! A beautiful beginning of May Day near the Bay, yay!

Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stroll down the wood walk in hopes of spotting interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising behind a low grey shelf of cloud bisecting the sky to the left. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds. In the foreground Miles and Jon two black Flat-Coated retrievers stand on the wood walk looking out for interesting waterfowl.
Photo of a calm May Day morning on Harris Creek sun rising offscreen to the left. A low grey shelf of cloud bisects the sky to the right. Sky is deep blue. Marsh is steadily greening up for spring. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats

Gorgeous!

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats

Thank you! And the same to you!

AlterNewt,
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@glasspusher @TidalFlats

и тебе того же

AlterNewt, to random
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It does make it a little easier to get your pick out.

AlterNewt,
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@thepoliticalcat

It has its very own Wikipedia page.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigger_(guitar)

AlterNewt, to random
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It's after midnight in the UK, so...

ED BALLS

AlterNewt,
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@TidalFlats @thepoliticalcat

Another nail in the coffin of the notion of a loving God who wants us to be happy.

AlterNewt,
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@thepoliticalcat @TidalFlats

AlterNewt, to random
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AlterNewt,
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@tayfonay @glasspusher @TidalFlats

Yes. Apologies. Please accept this owl.

AlterNewt,
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@tayfonay @glasspusher @TidalFlats

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