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BigJackBrass

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Charlatan, Humbug and Imitation Humorist.

Former sporadic cartoonist and game designer. Occasionally #Outdoorsy, sometimes #Cycling. #Ukulele torturer. #RPG player and GM at Whartson Hall. Still European. #LongCovid.

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GayOldTime, to food
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This week's is neither a soup nor a salad, regardless of what Cambell's says.
Try it at home! (Or don't.)

BigJackBrass,
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@GayOldTime "New Shimmer is both a floor wax and a dessert topping!"

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Aaron_DeVries, to random
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The sphere is to spaceships what crabs are to evolution.

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@nyrath @Aaron_DeVries @FredKiesche (Other shapes are available)

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From the Beeb today:

"Liz Truss's publishers have apologised and agreed to remove a false quote linked to an antisemistic conspiracy theory from her new book… Biteback Publishing says it will remove the quote from all future editions"

All future editions… I'm sure that Truss's book is going to have loads of those and definitely not be marked down to 50p in The Works before summer 😁

BigJackBrass, to 13thFloor
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There are a couple of old sci-fi stories that pop up in my head now and again, even though I last read them decades ago. One of them concerned a missing piece of ship's equipment called an offog and the crew's frantic attempts to find out what it was and cover for its absence before an imminent full official inspection. We've mentioned it when chatting on the Whartson Hall podcasts, but I couldn't recall the author and title at the time. Eventually, I remembered to look it up.

The story is "Allamagoosa" by Eric Frank Russell and it's online here:

https://www.baen.com/Chapters/1439133476/1439133476___3.htm

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Also occasionally reinvading my headspace is "It Could Be You!" by Frank Roberts, a piece of Australian SF from 1962 which can be found here: https://nla.gov.au/nla.obj-684724873/view?partId=nla.obj-684820357#page/n24/mode/1up

Edited to add this plain text version, which you might find raider to read: https://pastebin.com/qevPV1Ws

BigJackBrass,
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One more from that anthology, which clearly had a tremendous impact on ten-year-old me when I was given a copy: "The Hypnoglyph" by poet John Ciardi, writing as John Anthony (perhaps mere science fiction was not the done thing for a poet in the fifties). I particularly recall the creepiness of this one, lurking in the background.

https://archive.org/details/Fantasy_Science_Fiction_v005n01_1953-07

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Somehow this caption fails to tell me a single one of the many, many things I urgently need to know about the photograph.

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'It was reported at the time that Cameron shouted, “There’s something in me! Get it out,” while a conga line formed around him'

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/apr/16/the-titanic-drug-poisoning-is-one-of-the-greatest-mysteries-in-film-history-about-to-be-solved

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@RogerBW @DarkestKale I think there should be a big change to our infrastructure and only a single choice of car available.

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For any of my friends overseas who might be wondering yes there are in fact a great many of us who realize just how crazy we here in the US must look to the rest of you

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@somedude We're drowning in much the same malaise here, with some similar causes, so I entirely sympathise. Embarrassment is pretty much the British national sport, but good lord…

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Fans give their opinions about the latest Spider-Man costume redesign, amid claims that it panders too much to the health and safety lobby.

BigJackBrass,
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@blabberlicious "Quick - use the Boris Signal!"

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"We are truly in the pit of national despair, understandably, and I wonder if it’s helpful to see through their eyes that there are good bits of Britain"

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/14/why-do-us-celebrities-sarah-jessica-parker-love-the-uk-because-they-dont-live-here

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@SJohnRoss Gor blimey, guv'nor, would you Adam and Eve it? and so forth.

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Tackling chores in the morning leaves me completely unable to focus on doing stuff for myself in the afternoon (or anything at all: I generally fall asleep), so today I'm being a little self-indulgent and working on some Cliff Edwards Project tunes first.

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I should have guessed that after "Am I Blue?" went so smoothly I was bound to hit the rocks on my second song of the day. Cliff's version changes the lyrics substantially and I can't always make out what he said. Although I'm confident I've managed to get it 99% right there are still two or three words I can't deduce from context. Which is annoying.

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I've uploaded Cliff's performance of "Clap Hands! Here Comes Charley!" (the spelling of which changes between printings of the sheet music, just to be extra annoying) to YouTube, since I couldn't find it there and I don't believe it shows up on any recent compilations of his songs. If you have a better ear than I do and can make out the words highlighted on the songsheet (also on YouTube) then please let me know, because I'm not convinced I have the lyrics exactly right.

https://youtu.be/m7MILD8_rxw

BigJackBrass, to random
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Idle thoughts of a morning:

Growing up in Britain when I did there were almost always black and white films on telly in the afternoon and a surprising number of old adventure serials at different times, mainly Saturdays. As a result I was routinely exposed to entertainment from thirty or forty years earlier.

Pop culture elements persist differently today. I don't get the impression that black and white anything gets much airtime (the occasional deliberate artistic choice on a new release aside), discounted in a similar way to silent movies when sound came along. On the other hand, there are far more outlets for entertainment and we have things like Star Trek still being mined after nearly sixty years.

I'd be fascinated to compare how young people perceive old shows and movies today—and indeed what they consider old—with back in the seventies and eighties. Can't think how it could possibly be done, of course, since I tend to be surprised that anything after 1999 isn't really quite recent (and that there are people born since then who are adults, rather than primary school children). I suppose every generation encounters that difference between X number of years ago being "before I was born and therefore ancient" and X number of years ago being "a year or two… How long? You're kidding…"

Idle thoughts.

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There's a thread on the EN World forum titled "What Games do you think are Neotrad?" This in turn links to a thread called "A neotrad TTRPG design manifesto" to help those (raises hand) who don't know what neotrad is supposed to mean. The latter thread itself links to "Thinking About the Purpose of Mechanics from a Neo-Trad Perspective" in order to "…disambiguate neotrad and OC" as neotrad is being defined in opposition to OC which, we're told, is a culture of play rather than neotrad's definition as a design ethos. Would you be surprised if I told you that we are then directed to the article "Six Cultures of Play" from The Retired Adventurer blog?

Anyway, a number of people are evidently deeply into this discussion, which to me has all the hallmarks of an argument about categories of popular music ("It's not post-punk, it's early proto new wave!"), and I wish them well from my position of making stuff up and having a laugh with friends. I may not need what they're trying to find—and I certainly don't understand how they're going about getting there—but it seems pretty civil and I trust they have fun with it.

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Right then, time to knuckle down and clear out the clothes I don't wear. There isn't enough space in this house for me to hang onto things I cannot use on the off-chance I might wear them at an unspecified point in the future.

Going to be really brutal about this: if I've not worn it in the last twenty years, it's out!

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BigJackBrass,
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@NeadReport The irony of buying a new book to help me clear out my old ones does not escape me 😁

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Also on the charity shop pile:

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@RogerBW Fair enough 🙂

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