ChillDude69

@ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com

LEMMY ALLOWS ME TO HAVE A SCREENNAME THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN 15 YEARS AGO, ON REDDIT. I AM CHILLDUDE69 AND I AM FREAKIN’ HAPPY ABOUT IT!

Yes, I’m screaming all that. Capslock is still cruise control for cool, y’all.

Peace.

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This is half the fucking interweb, right now. JESUS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE THEM YOUR REAL EMAIL ADDRESS. Fucking calm down. (lemmynsfw.com)

Yes, I realize how much hate I will get for this. I don’t give a shit. Seethe away, kids.

I mean, you COULD argue that Tuvix wasn't new. More like recycled, or something. (lemmynsfw.com)

Gimme some other phrases that work this way (lemmynsfw.com)

Bully, Persona, TF2, Bayonetta, Cuphead, I'm sure you can name many others. (lemmynsfw.com)

Apparently, the sidewalk ends inside someone's vagina. (lemmynsfw.com)

If you play ANY mobile-style, free-to-PAY game, you are helping to destroy gaming. That includes any exceptions you think exist.

I’m mainly talking about these new “but they’re different” games, that have gotten so fucking popular, lately....

This year, Olympic medals will be awarded for breakdancing, and it literally makes me sick to my stomach.

This issue really evokes my emotions, because of how much I love sports. I think sports are a vitally important part of the human experience. I guess dance is, too, but we’re not talking about dance, in and of itself....

Bro, do you think I'm walking up to the gate, hoping my puppy-dog-eyes routine will get them to let me in for free? IF I WANT YOUR TICKETS, I'LL TELL YOU. FUCK OFF. (lemmynsfw.com)

Oh, wait. Maybe he realizes I have tickets, but he thinks I might want some EXTRA tickets, as souvenirs. Just keeping the stubs is for suckers, right?

Maybe it's the hot air coming up from the subway. Or out of your fucking mouth. (lemmynsfw.com)

We weren't any less nit-picky and difficult to please, but at least we weren't whiny little bitches about it. Get your shit together, guys. (lemmynsfw.com)

Olympic Shooting Sports: proving you have ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE for your underachievement, since 1896. (lemmynsfw.com)

Who all is out there, setting different sensitivities for X and Y on their mouse settings? Does anybody actually do this?

I’ve never met anyone who does this. I’ve never HEARD of anyone who does this. I cannot think of any possible reason WHY anyone would want to do this....

I don't make the rules. I just discover them. (lemmynsfw.com)

Meme phobias are an unacceptable insult to every person with real phobias.

I’m especially thinking of “trypophobia.” There are others, but it’s the worst. I’ll start out by correcting the word, at its most basic level: these motherfuckers have trypophilia. Yeah, I fucking said it....

My entire Splatoon experience, every fucking time I play it. (lemmynsfw.com)

British Moe settles the argument, once and for all (lemmynsfw.com)

🎵 ...for the rest of your days 🎵 (lemmynsfw.com)

Which of the two Zeframs do you prefer? It's almost like someone was already messing with the timeline. (lemmynsfw.com)

They could have just TOLD him they'd rigged the transporter like that, and he would have gone willingly. He was sort of the trusting type. (lemmynsfw.com)

Okay, you have to have seen the TV edit of "The Matrix" and also know about a specific 20th Century medical tragedy, for this meme to land (lemmynsfw.com)

I think this is the right audience. I believe in y’all.

Can't remember if I've posted this, here. Just like Worf can't remember a lot of stuff. (lemmynsfw.com)

I used to have literally zero conspiracy theory tendencies. It's just that nothing seems completely implausible, anymore. (lemmynsfw.com)

I don’t think any of us will ever feel normal again. It’s so exhausting. I just want to go back to, like, 2009 so fucking badly.

What's _______ for you guys? Also, I truly believe they don't know. They just say no, out of some bizarre corporate reflex. (lemmynsfw.com)

For me, ________ is basically all sports games that have ever been broadcast. Most of them are just locked away somewhere, with literally no legal way for anyone to see them.

We only have that one peeing scene to go on, right? I think people made the wrong assumption. (lemmynsfw.com)

It’s less sexy, isn’t it?