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Gogs

@Gogs@mas.to

Very much just saying things, really.

All my posts …. oh, OK then (but we’re discussing this terminology at some point), ‘toots’: https://justmytoots.com/@gogs@mas.to

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Yes, I was the town crier but, in my defence, the other residents were particularly mean.

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Don’t harrumph the harrumph if you can’t galumph the galumph.

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Not fat - luxuriously upholstered.

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Saw a bit of of the coronation - it was during a long period of very dramatic music being played while he sat on his arse even though it seemed like some Indiana Jones shit should have been happening.

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@ozofriendly So much waste of potential slapstick.

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Look on my works and try not to despair. Can’t be done.

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A timid, ethereal presence flickers around the edges of the timeline. A sprite of both kinds. A will-o’-the-web, if you will.

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Pouring out a little port for my extravagantly-moustachioed homies who went missing in their dirigibles.

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Forget it, I’ll never stop faving-and-boosting. It is the way of my people.

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@anderseknert @the_arto Wow, I feel like there’s a study to be done on the semiotics of all this - not by me, though, as I’m too busy with my goofy jokes.

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René Magritte, caught in the act: “It’s not what it looks like!”

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Looking forward to AI bullies calling me stuff like “meat app” and “1.0”.

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‘Scuse me while I diss Bluesky.

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One of my most first-term-of-university memories is running into a guy who was off to pawn his broadsword.

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Planning to start my next altercation by calling someone a ‘nozzle clog’.

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@wikkedstorm That’s going to be my all-purpose testimonial quote from now on.

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Pigs WILL fly - in a linguistic sense - with our vol-au-vent au jambon!

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Pondering the fact that Jesus had siblings. They must have got particularly sick of “why can’t you be more like your brother?”

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When an eel has a maw
with a pharyngeal jaw,
that’s a moray.

When the jaws open wide
and there’s more jaws inside,
that’s a moray.

When it skulks in a reef
and has two sets of teeth,
that’s a moray.

When an eel bites your thigh
and you bleed out and die
that’s a moray.

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@dgar They also do some Mean Dartin’

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Humanity tried posthumously in AI court for crimes against Tamagotchi

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[Youth Pastor voice] You know who else didn’t like a crosspost?

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Just hoovered up some sherbet, in a depressingly literal sense.

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Come quietly or there will be …. double

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Inside you there are two wolves.

The ol’ double reverse Grandma gambit - nice try, fellas, but I’m not falling for it.

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Welcome to new arrivals losing their Mastodon cherry or, as it’s known locally, their tooty fruity

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