HadasWeiss

HadasWeiss, 3 hours ago to random

editing my paper by asking about each sentence if it sparks joy

HadasWeiss, 1 day ago to random

fine i'll go where i'm appreciated (the other platform)

HadasWeiss, 6 days ago to random

“you only live once” i whisper as i take a second daily multivitamin

HadasWeiss, 8 days ago to random

“listen to your body”

my body: good morning. now hunch over & stare at the screen for 16 hrs

HadasWeiss, 10 days ago to random

academia is just making mental notes of how you don’t want to act when you become a prof and then never becoming a prof

HadasWeiss, 12 days ago to random

i wrote "circle back"

HadasWeiss, 14 days ago to random

performance-enhancing drug but for relaxing

HadasWeiss, 15 days ago to random

first date idea: our ai’s go out & report back

HadasWeiss, 16 days ago to random

the brainworm wants me to have a snack

HadasWeiss, 17 days ago to random

the brain worm ate my homework

HadasWeiss, 17 days ago to random

captcha: confirm you’re not a robot

brain worm: he he he

HadasWeiss, 17 days ago to random

brain worm but it only eats the part that makes you worry

HadasWeiss, 18 days ago to random

editor: I believe the manuscript lies within your area of expertise

me: reads abstract fuck

HadasWeiss, 20 days ago to random

“author misrepresents the scholarship” ok but notice how well it supports my argument

HadasWeiss, 20 days ago to random

“you’re so strong” thanks but could you help me

HadasWeiss, 23 days ago to random

(to airport security) are you guys mad at me

HadasWeiss, 24 days ago to random

explaining to my nephews why expecting a call meant you couldn’t leave the house

HadasWeiss, 29 days ago to random

"the" google - a boomer thing or just my mom?

HadasWeiss, 1 month ago to random

(resentfully) how did you sleep

HadasWeiss, 1 month ago to random

“the author overstates the point” well you’re overstating the peer review

HadasWeiss, 1 month ago to random

editors: at least respond to review requests

also editors: to respond, log in, log in again w different user name, reset psswd, reset psswd again bc can’t use your old one

HadasWeiss, 1 month ago to random

remember how when we were little we used to bother you while you were peeing? (5yo nieces while i’m peeing)

HadasWeiss, 1 month ago to random

almost done w my paper the only thing still missing is what the point is

HadasWeiss, 1 month ago to random

there should be a rock ballad about having to write a paper

HadasWeiss, 1 month ago to random

(me at a think tank) wait what were we thinking about again