snaprails

snaprails, 7 days ago

I think it’s the block of flats that’s Art Deco rather than the interior of that particular one, which is as you say more Louis Quatorze. If he’d been from Essex.

snaprails, 6 days ago

Simple, servants 🙂

snaprails, 9 days ago

They complained that the original set of photos were all in portrait mode. This was the corrected set 🙂

snaprails, 10 days ago

Announced on the same day that he returned to the telly in season 2 of The Responder on BBC1. Bugger.

snaprails, 13 days ago

I’m sure I saw some shop that sold them in packs of 4 but since I don’t remember where I can’t really help.

snaprails, 14 days ago

“The court was shown images of vegetables including potatoes, cucumber and tomatoes, with the testicles fried on a griddle pan, as well as what Ms Carberry said were “actual nuts” such as cashews.”

I’m afraid that paragraph made me laugh. I know, I’m a terrible person 😀

snaprails, 15 days ago

Wait 'til Biggus Dickus heaws of this…

snaprails, 17 days ago

Where’s Susan Sto Helit when you need her?

snaprails, 21 days ago

And that, despite what the ‘merkins might tell you, is essential for a sandwich. There’s no such thing as an open sandwich. That’s just stuff on a bit of bread.

snaprails, 20 days ago

There’s something wrong with that list. It doesn’t contain the phrase “Egg Banjo” 🙂

snaprails, 22 days ago

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death…

snaprails, 24 days ago

The dragon’s a bit naff, the aircraft are ok, the tractor is excellent and I want it but I draw the line at the twee concrete pony and trap. For which the rhyming slang is quite appropriate. I expect that’s the only one to which the stuck-up neighbours don’t object.

snaprails, 27 days ago

About a supermarket carrier bag full every 3rd week. Not that you can get one any more, fortunately “charities” keep shoving suitable alternatives through my letterbox 🙂 Everything else goes in the other six recycling bins.

snaprails, 26 days ago

Yep.

snaprails, 1 month ago

Christ on a bike! Pass the mind-bleach! 😱😂

snaprails, 1 month ago

UPDATE: Busloads of plod descended on the area with riot shields, batons, and tear gas after they heard that the source of the trouble was a Mynah bird.

snaprails, 1 month ago

His funeral cortege will take two hours to pass and will comprise a white Ford Bronco followed by several dozen police cruisers :-)

snaprails, 1 month ago

Is it missing then? 🙂 #sorrynotsorry

snaprails, 1 month ago

I have as it happens although not since <checks> 20th June 2012. I think we just went Hythe - Dungeness - Hythe. Few heritage/preserved lines run a frequent enough timetable for “rover” tickets to make much sense unless you’re going to just ride up and down without stopping. It looks good on the promotional bumf though. Like museums with the ubiquitous “unlimited visits for a whole year” tickets, it sounds good but how many people are really going to make multiple visits?

snaprails, 1 month ago

It is commonly misused that way, unfortunately 🙁

snaprails, 1 month ago

“The settlement of the Czechoslovakian problem, which has now been achieved is, in my view, only the prelude to a larger settlement in which all Europe may find peace. This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Herr Hitler, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine. Some of you, perhaps, have already heard what it contains but I would just like to read it to you: " … We regard the agreement signed last night and the Anglo-German Naval Agreement as symbolic of the desire of our two peoples never to go to war with one another again” The Right Honorable Neville Chamberlain FRS.

snaprails, 1 month ago

What the fuck is he complaining about? He’s got exactly what he wanted.

snaprails, 1 month ago

Laptop? No way. Desktop for big spends, with a minimum of two monitors 🙂

snaprails, 1 month ago

I did say /minimum/ 😀