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James

@James@woof.group

30-something, 🏳️‍🌈, 👬, living just outside of Washington, DC. May occasionally toot, boost, or otherwise engage with explicit material (with content warnings)

General interests include baking, cooking, tiki, Irish trad fiddle, cycling, backpacking, starting to get into table top RPGs

Also exploring my sub, kink side. Leather, bondage, tactile, sensory, wax, estim, and maybe exploring hypno

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My husband keeps showing me puppy videos. I don’t think he realises this means I WILL get another dog without asking him!

James,
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@rob sounds like he knows what he's doing 😜

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That’s it. I need to find a degree in Technoarcheology. Somebody make it a thing.

James,
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@Furball my partner, a librarian who has his masters in library science, approves haha

brad, to random
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Me: goes to Aldi for cat food and coriander

Me: comes out €124 lighter with treasures including five planters, a bottle of pink wine cos the bottle is faceted and will look cool on the wine rack, and a multipack of pickled onion Space Raiders

Black Friday Nbc GIF by Superstore

James,
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@brad
https://youtu.be/cL7jyXCQ2Zc

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    James,
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    @thickurt @gruff ¿por qué no los... tres?

    James, to random
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    The one thing that seemed to be ubiquitous and baffling during my trip between Dublin, Paris, and Copenhagen, is the fact that Carhartt is EVERYWHERE.

    When did Carhartt become a fashion brand?!

    James,
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    @deadliftbear I had no idea!

    James,
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    @greymusclebear 🤯

    thickurt, to random
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    Last week I caught my pinky toe on a chair in the office that someone had moved to a place where it isn't normally (I was wearing Crocs don't @ me)

    Tonight the toe felt very tender and swollen, I looked close and I'm definitely gonna lose a toenail 😒

    James,
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    @thickurt ouch! Can you buddy tape it? I did that once when I caught my pinky toe on a bed frame leg, where the toe "snapped" and pointed in the wrong direction. Resetting it and buddy taping it kept me from reinjuring it.

    James, to random
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    Made it back home!
    ... Where it's 92°F (33°C)

    I'm not ready for this heat. My plants aren't too happy about it either. My transplants almost all died.

    I want to be back in Europe with the 50-60°F days 😭

    James,
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    To be fair, the transplants died because I wasn't here to water them through the heat. But still.

    James,
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    @thickurt packs bags back up

    aphyr, to random
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    I feel like my most dangerous habit when speaking Spanish is my brain inserting the Japanese "ano...." when I'm looking for a word, and I think people might assume I'm saying "anus" constantly. 🫠

    James,
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    @bootblackcub @aphyr it must be on some standard blocklist, my (local) gym also blocks it

    motoridersd, to random
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    To avoid morning traffic, I arrived at the airport way earlier than needed (for my standards at least). Got selected for a "random" screening at TSA Pre which consisted of swabbing my electronics...

    James,
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    @motoridersd back when I had a longer, scragglier beard, I was "randomly selected" for additional screening three times in two weeks with work trips. "Random" my ass.

    motoridersd, to random
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    SAN throwing shade at IAD 😂

    James,
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    @CAman @motoridersd yeah it's pretty bad, but if I know I'll have the time, I'll fly international out of IAD just to use the Turkish Airlines lounge 😍

    James, to random
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    Enjoying a coffee along the canal in Copenhagen before our flight later this morning. I need to come back soon!

    aegir, to random
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    The garden is growing! It’s alive!

    James,
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    @aegir 😍😍😍

    James, to random
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    @motoridersd What do you call a gathering of pugs?

    James,
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    @motoridersd
    I love this.

    James, to random
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    We won our low-bid business class upgrade for our return flight on SAS!

    James, to random
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    On this trip we've mostly been walking around gardens, and it's making me really want to get my garden going at home.

    James,
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    I've also been using the "Picture This" app extensively. It's been fun to find plants that are native to the eastern US being featured in both Parisian and Dublin gardens. Like the pawpaw!

    James, to random
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    I guess a benefit of being in Dublin city centre is we can just hop into a coffee bar and get a ✨fancy✨ sausage roll.

    thickurt, to random
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    There's a Ren faire here in Montana in June and I wanna go. Has anyone been to one before?

    I'm looking at all of these things and lusting over the big long haired blond bearded Viking model and wanting to order some things

    Can you go as a Viking to a Ren faire? Lol

    https://grimfrost.com/collections/viking-clothing

    James,
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    @thickurt @woolfhound I spent over $500 on a pair of leather boots at the Maryland Renaissance Festival last year, which I will only be wearing at the renfest. It'll get more expensive if you enjoy it haha

    James,
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    @thickurt @woolfhound also, @thickurt , if you happen to make a trip to Maryland/DC in the fall, you should absolutely come to the Maryland Renaissance Festival!: https://rennfest.com/

    James,
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    @mjromano @thickurt @woolfhound maybe we should do a Mastodon Ren Faire gathering 😀

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