Karyoplasma

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Karyoplasma,

He basically called the judge not an idiot.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Pretty sure that, even if we managed to haul every piece of the moon back to Earth, we would not get close to the material required to fill the circled area. It’d be sufficient for maybe 5 miles of extending the coast line, but not much more.

Karyoplasma,

Ok, yeah, I was way off. Did some ballpark math and the moon is big enough to fill the entire Atlantic lol

Karyoplasma,

That mom is toxic. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Click on article, see that I require a “free account”, leave site, block 404media.co on my DNS.

Karyoplasma,

Should have converted to Zionism. Rookie mistake, really.

Karyoplasma,

US politics are so wild that it’s really hard for me to distingish satire from reality.

Karyoplasma,

“People think that when you’re mentally ill, you can’t think straight, which is insulting,” she told the Guardian.

So much this. I’ve had so many people tell me that when I tell them that I don’t see a way into the future and I want them to leave me the fuck alone, it actually means that I want more help. No, you donkey, it doesn’t. It means leave me alone.

Bonus points when they are coming up with “ideas for my future” that are just genuinely unappealing to me and are then livid when I say no. Do they really think that going on a vacation or changing my job was not something I already thought about and discarded because I know it would not help? Nah, I’m ill, so I also must be stupid. “You always just say no. I am trying to help and you always just say no.” Thanks for realizing that you are not helping me but just want to feel good about yourself.

Karyoplasma,

It looks worse than the cars I built with Lego bricks at the age of 5.

Karyoplasma,

Fun fact: the famous bald eagle freedom screech as we know it from the movies is not from an eagle, it’s the scream of a red-tailed hawk.

Karyoplasma,

Yes. In a normal, or Gaussian, distribution, the data is symmetrically distributed around the mean and thus mean (average value), mode (most frequent value) and median (middle value) all fall on the same point, which is the highest point of the curve.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

The gravitational pull of the moon.

But you’re right, I cannot explain why gravity even exists.

Karyoplasma,

They call everyone a VP so idiot customers can brag about how some important guy gave them investment advice. It’s a scam to fool the gullible.

Karyoplasma,

So, it was a legal loophole? That’s kinda even more shady lol

Karyoplasma,

Sorry, best I can do is 2 days paid leave.

Karyoplasma,

Oh god, this reminds me of a cringe mistake just after I was getting my license. I was driving up to a crosswalk and there was a kid standing next to, maybe 8 or 9, holding their hand out. You know, just like they learn at school that they should do that to make it clear they want to cross even tho the car is supposed to stop anyway. I saw this and what did I do? I thought the kid waved at me and my new license, so I just drove past and waved back. What the fuck, brain?

Karyoplasma,

This is called parthenogenesis and is a known phenomenon, albeit rare in vertebrates. Some species, like the New Mexico whiptail, rely on it (all New Mexico whiptails are female).

Here is a paper from 2007 that talks about parthenogenesis in hammerhead sharks..

Karyoplasma,

Genomic imprinting says no. It wouldn’t produce a fetus that is in congruence with the possibility of life. It could at most start growing and developing, but it would die in the womb. More akin to a tumor than to a baby.

Karyoplasma,

Nobody would give two shits if that was the problem. The problem is that their behavior endangers the safety of others and the integrity of society.

I don’t just mean people who cannot be vaccinated. Without vaccines, lockdowns like the ones during the covid pandemic would be in effect pretty much all the time. We have functioning vaccines against diseases that are much worse than covid. We got lucky in 2020.

Karyoplasma,

While the global scale of the covid lockdown was indeed unprecedented, quarantining and curfews were indeed used during the Spanish flu, bubonic plague and other widespread diseases. Back then, that was sufficient because population density was lower and the world was much less connected in general. Nobody went on a 2-week holiday trip to Bali during the bubonic plague, or huddled up in huge skyscraper office buildings for work, so the spreading of the disease was already slower.

Some years before covid (I think it was in 2012 or 2013), we got dangerously close to an ebola pandemic. That would have been fun, I imagine, I love bleeding out of all orifices and dying, my favorite past-time.

Karyoplasma,

“break” pedal is a Freudian slip there

Karyoplasma,

Did they ever fight tho? I imagine that the muskrat would chicken out. Zuckerberg is much younger, much fitter and actually has some martial arts training, so he would have mopped the floor with him and I’m not sure if it would fit into Musk’s self-image to allow that to become reality.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

The reason we cook meat is not that we would otherwise be unable to process the nutrients, it’s to save ourselves from getting worms and parasites. In contrast to humans, wild animals are often infested with them and if they knew how to make fire and cook, I’m sure your cat would do barbecues as well because it’s just better to not get sick.

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