SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange

Official: https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/1588670921489125377
Bio:
computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay. Microsoft MVP, Client Security

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SwiftOnSecurity, to random

If your vendor has security issues and your executives care they can like… demand a meeting. Which is so executive-coded it works.
We did this to a vendor recently and got a groveling layout of internal strategy.
To be Executive you gotta act Executive. Executive decisions. Bam.

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

F in chat for queer.af

SwiftOnSecurity,

This is literally Biden’s fault

josephcox, to random

New: the Taliban took control of the domain "queer.af" (af being the TLD of Afghanistan). With the Taliban now controlling the country, it is taking back domains. This had the effect of killing the queer.af Mastodon instance https://www.404media.co/taliban-shuts-down-queer-af-domain-breaking-mastodon-instance/

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SwiftOnSecurity, to random

Do you know what installing Windows as many times as I have does to the human mind.

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

The invention of the blue LED, one of the most difficult and important inventions ever – which allowed the white LED – is some of the craziest Chad shit I have ever heard about anything. This guy is pinnacle determination holy crap.

https://youtu.be/AF8d72mA41M

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

Wait is StarCraft just 40K for people who can’t read

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Want to get nostalgia-pilled?
The history of GameSpy, and its legacy

https://youtu.be/bCDjNPfpUlc

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@brettshavers post here

SwiftOnSecurity,

@brettshavers post the AirTag thing here I’ll RT

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

I asked ChatGPT what are 10 things I could do to improve my life.

Anyway here are 10 things you should stop doing:

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

In my hands is my first iPod. Steve Jobs is smiling at me. Everybody at the Apple Store is smiling.

I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put it back on.

I hold my iPod. Everybody in the Apple Store is smiling.

sdubinsky, to random

@SwiftOnSecurity Will you be updating decentsecurity.com again?

SwiftOnSecurity,

@sdubinsky I should. I hope I find the mental health to log back in. I have a lot of unfortunate stuff going on

SwiftOnSecurity,

@sdubinsky thank you

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

HypOps simulates a hypothetical clash between the US and the PLA in the South China Sea. A FONOP gone bad leads to a JH-7 shootdown by an Arleigh Burke class destroyer. Tensions continues to escalate up to engaging an American carrier.

https://youtu.be/vJXWJ-Px5tU

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

We recently forced a check for MFA across all company social accounts. It’s a good time to go email your PR/marketing team and ask for a screenshot of each website’s settings for audit purposes.

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GDPR is what Europe has instead of God

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Being really tall and using the Internet sucks because nobody knows you’re better than them.

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Reacher Season 1 on Amazon Prime Video is actually shocking good? No joke. Go check it out. It knows exactly what it is and that is joyous. It’s a show entirely how all your problems are solved by being tall.

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I hate when you can tell a YouTube creator has gone woke because they start overlaying metric conversions. Why you got to bring politics into this. Leave that socialism where it belongs.

SwiftOnSecurity,

@0xamit 🎉

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I let IT know I don’t want that new woke version of Outlook.

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See link in bio

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    @farah they stopped accepting it

    SwiftOnSecurity, to random

    Just going to say it: 2013 was the last good Internet. Full of arrow to the knee, chonky boi, overly attached girlfriend, do it for the vine, electro house, rage comics, bad luck brian, one does not simply walk into Mordor, taylor swift goat, etc. There has been no Culture since.

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