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Turi

@Turi@kinky.business

Dominant to those that want to, submissive only to myself.
Collecting kinks like a magnet.
Single and inexperienced.

Profile picture shows a black and white maze.

Favs, boosts, comments and dms are all welcome.

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lynnlasabre, to random
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It’s supposed to be in the 80’s tomorrow for me and I’m so excited to wear shorts again!

Turi,
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@lynnlasabre yaaas. We had shorts weather yesterday and it was glorious 😊

girlonthenet, to dating
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Apps are mostly shit these days, and most of my #dating luck in the last few years has been down to the Fuck Referral Network. But if you're a dude who fancies some casual sex, how do you get women to recommend you to their mates?

I had a go at explaining...

https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fuck-referral-network/ #CasualSex #relationships

Turi,
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@girlonthenet
On addendum for Germans who want to know what size of condom is the correct size:

The Bundeszentrale für Gesundheitliche Aufklärung will mail you measuring strips vor free.
https://shop.bzga.de/kondometer-70520001/

18+ anaisrim, to PornHub

This is a shame. University of Wisconsin Chancellor Jow Grow was fired for creating amateur porn with his wife on sites such as . The couple had also written two books on how their extroversion through porn had enriched their lives.

I realize a high profile position like that has standards of conduct. But this married couple was doing no one any harm.

https://theracquet.org/15339/news/joe-gow-fired-for-pornographic-content-betsy-morgan-to-become-interim-chancellor/

Turi,
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@anaisrim
It's maddening that we still live in a world where making consensual porn gets you fired, but actual sexual misconduct gets covered up left and right.

fissile, to random German

I am not trans, I am very comfortable in my male body. It is strong and sturdy and it works well. I do however find female bodies more attractive and I think I would find myself more attractive in a female body too. So I'd actually like to be able to switch bodies, every now and then... Although, one thing that is always the same: I do not want to have a vagina, I very much prefer a penis... 🤔

Turi,
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@fissile
Hehe, I am the other way around: I am totally fine with the rest of my body, but I would love being able to switch between having a penis and having a vulva and vagina. There are some interessting things that you can do with a vagina that a penis just can not do.

harmonycorrupted, to Goth
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    Turi,
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    @harmonycorrupted
    One of the more difficult skills of reading BDSM accounts:
    How to politely ask if it is a shadow, makeup, a "that is hot" mark or an "oh now, hope you get well soon" mark 😅

    ange11eya, to random
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    Going to bed soaked it would be a shame if someone were to use me in my sleep 👀

    Turi,
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    @ange11eya
    I wish I had the keys to your bedroom 😈

    vagina_museum, to random
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    big news coming soon. watch this space...

    Turi,
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    @vagina_museum
    A new real life space? thats amazing!

    Turi, to random
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    I found a new pet(tty) peeve:

    Porn creators that do not know which genre they are currently filming.

    In specific, I am talking about the "remote toy in a restaurant" genre: If you are making such a movie, and you're filming more than 10 % below the table, you are doing it wrong.

    Yes, a few establishing shots are nice. But the hot stuff, the stuff that are the reason I am watching your video? All that happens above the table!

    If I want to see a woman masturbating, I have an entry Internet full of other choices, most of them with better view.

    Turi,
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    @autoerot1ca
    To be fair, most do it right, but I am just watching this one video that is so, sooo hot when above the table, but has ~50 % below table time, and it is just frustrating ;)

    leitmedium, to random German
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    Nachdem ich mal wieder irgendeine News gelesen habe, dass Chrome nun also wirklich so dramatisch viel tracken würde, dass man ihn nicht nutzen sollte, habe ich die Gelegenheit genutzt und die aktuelle Safari-Version für zwei Wochen getestet. Leider komme ich damit einfach nicht klar. Zunächst finde ich partout keinen Adblocker, der in Safari das selbe leistet wie mein aktueller in Chrome. Das scheint ja auch nicht ganz ungewollt zu sein. Dann gibt es doch immer mal wieder Seiten, die mit einem Hinweis auf den Browser den Dienst verweigern (was ich für ein Armutszeugnis in der Webentwicklung halte und nicht für Safaris Schuld, aber das ist in dem Moment ja egal). Ansonsten ist natürlich sehr angenehm ins Betriebssystem integriert (was er vielleicht gar nicht sein sollte, aber naja), jedenfalls wechsle ich wieder zurück auf Chrome und ignoriere die weiteren Warnungen.

    Turi,
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    @kkarhan @leitmedium Seit dem Chromium mit der Pluginengine v3 alle Adblocker ausbremst, hat die Firefox Version von µBlock Origin auch einen Vorteil.

    autoerot1ca, to random
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    The population of the earth was less than 1 billion in total for the entirety of earth history until about 1804. It took from then until 1927, less than 100 years ago, for it to reach 2 billion.

    In the 96 years since it has risen 4 fold to over 8 billion.

    What's the end game here?

    Turi,
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    @autoerot1ca
    Around 10 to 12 billion, if current trends hold. Better and faster access to education and healthcare would reduce these numbers even more.
    As a fun aside: We are currently producing food for roughly 12 billion people. We are just distributing it very badly.
    There are some easy steps that could increase the food production manyfold without increasing the resource footprint (mostly by removing meat).
    Without capitalism and climate change, we would be on a very good track population wise.

    ohhecate, to random

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    Turi,
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    @ohhecate
    I get it. Not being noticed in a world that constantly tells us that being known is how we measure worth is brutal. :(
    I got pretty fatalistic about this, being the kind of person that will never get much attention, but it still hurts sometimes.

    Still, I do not need to see you naked to notice you.

    ange11eya, to random
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    Good morning i woke up soaked 😇

    Turi,
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    @ange11eya how fitting, I woke up hard 😉

    KinkyLotus, to videoediting

    So I’m working on edits for a video I shot where I’m trying to use the original audio from the recording because there wasn’t music in the background for once.

    But the audio needs some cleanup because of static/hiss type stuff and I’m realizing I don’t actually know how to do that. I started playing around with the audio filters in Final Cut and I don’t know what most of the terminology means 😭

    So I guess, does anyone have recommendations on cleaning up audio in final cut? Or like basic resources for learning about what the terms mean on all these Logic filters because I’m lost and I don’t want to watch 1000 hours of YouTube dudebros rambling about tech.

    Turi,
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    @KinkyLotus
    I’m not sure how it works in final cut, but if you can export the audio, it may be easier to do that, work on it in audacity and then import it again. I think it's easier to find good text guides for audacity than for Final Cut.
    For example: https://www.tomshardware.com/how-to/remove-background-noise-audacity

    autoerot1ca, to random
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    Are you a pervert?

    Turi,
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    @autoerot1ca
    Yes

    autoerot1ca, to random
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    Sticking your dick in a woman with her head in the washing machine without asking is sexual assault in the real world.

    But in the world of porn companies its acceptable fantasy.

    But then so is putting your hand up a woman's skirt on public transport.

    Hmmm.

    Turi,
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    @autoerot1ca
    In fantasy, many things are acceptable that would be horrifying in the real world.
    The hero in an action movie often kills dozens if not hundreds of faceless people, much to our entertainment. (They then spare the life of the actual bad guy, because killing a person with a name would be murder)

    We just have to understand, that pornography is as much fantasy as John Wick is.

    RiverLewds, to random
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    Seems like someone's about to be my 200th follower :blobaww:

    So happy I stumbled into this community and found a comfy spot to share myself with~

    Turi,
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    @RiverLewds YaaY
    Well deserved :)

    autoerot1ca, to random
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    What caused your sexuality? (Any and all answers - plus boosts - welcome.)

    Turi,
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    @autoerot1ca Being born

    gsuberland, to random
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    nods wisely

    Turi,
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    @gsuberland My entire life in four panels 😅

    TechConnectify, to random
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    Need 240V for a test?

    This'll work.

    (Note: do not do this)

    Turi,
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    @TechConnectify
    That's scary O.o

    That said, if I ever get stuck with my European hardware in the US, I now know what to do 🙈

    autoerot1ca, to random
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    Do you find fleshlight type devices useful toys or do you think its dumb fucking a piece of rubber/plastic?

    Turi,
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    @autoerot1ca
    I have one flesh light device that is okay, but not great. I will have to get a better one sometime.
    I have also one vibrator that wraps around the entire penis that is very good.
    If I had one wish, I would make them more sleek. All full penis devices are always so clunky :/ I mean that has a good reason but still.

    lynnlasabre, to random
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    I’m apologizing in advance for the amount of photos I’ll be posting this week.

    Turi,
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    @lynnlasabre You should make us beg, not apologising ;)

    autoerot1ca, to random
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    You are offered a plane ticket and a hotel reservation for a weekend in Las Vegas by someone you know from the Internet on condition that you film a sextape with that person while you are there.

    Do you accept?

    Turi,
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    @autoerot1ca Yes. Very much so in fact.

    (To be fair, the one person I know from the US has seen me naked already and vice versa)

    mrscherryb, to random
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    @mrscherryb
    3 Points, but two of them are mostly because I am not an american ^^
    (Neither AOL nor checks were really a thing here).

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