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Uair

@Uair@autistics.life

I have no hole into which you can pigeon me. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

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Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

Hey everyone! I mentioned this once before, but I've been using the page substitutes on this account and they really are awesome. This is the old internet. Better. Worth checking out.

https://autistics.life/@freeschool@qoto.org

mekkaokereke, to random
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No one watches women's sports! (Because we don't televise the games 🤡).

So the WNBA premiere of Caitlin Clark was televised. But the WNBA premiere of Angel Reese (2023 champ who beat Caitlin Clark) and Kamila Cardoso (2024 champ who beat Caitlin Clark), wasn't televised or available to stream in the app. So... A fan set up a bootleg stream. 430K viewers tuned in to watch.🤯

https://www.nola.com/sports/lsu/angel-reese-lsu-fan-livestream-wnba-debut-drew-430000-viewers/article_ad17806f-56e1-5be1-ab0c-785e0a26dbaf.html

This is free money! Customers are trying to throw it at you!

Uair,
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@mekkaokereke @philip_cardella

We need a WNHL.

It's the only sport I know where a woman can compete against the men.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manon_Rh%C3%A9aume

Uair,
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@mekkaokereke @philip_cardella

Arcanum explained it. Women get -1 str and +1 constitution.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arcanum:_Of_Steamworks_and_Magick_Obscura

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

Question, especially for the young'uns out there. Does anyone else see something wrong with this commercial? Would it fly if aired today?

https://invidious.drgns.space/watch?v=C3p-QAQphnE

Uair,
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@krafty @actuallyautistic

That was what I was finding problematic.

It's "part of a balanced breakfast" when you include fruit and eggs and bacon. It's like saying cake is part of a balanced dinner.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

Well, today I'm not allowed to buy potatoes or lemon juice. I have no freaking idea why the state are such assholes to me. They trick me into thinking there is some kind of way to get along with them and it's always Charlie Brown placekicking. Today they had me convinced they wanted me sober, but that's not enough, apparently, to be allowed a side dish or flavoring in my water.

They make movies about me and I don't know why. They make movies about me and I don't know why.

Uair,
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@actuallyautistic

That ended up being a funny escapade. I just hate being driven like that. I hate the lack of autonomy.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@freeschool @actuallyautistic

These links work! I just searched a practical question and goddamn but if every one of the first five results were relevant, and not spammy.

It's another piece of rebuilding the old internet. Thank you freeschool! The world needs you now.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

I'm testing a new link cleaner with half of my favorite love songs. If this doesn't work for you, let me know. Thanks.

https://invidious.drgns.space/watch?v=Claf8E18eLs

Uair, to science
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@actuallyautistic

I was just navelgazing while doing my dishes and a thought arrived. Schrodinger must've really hated cats.

Fuck Schrodinger. Leave the cat alone. Cats are good people. Put a republican in the box.

paninid, to random
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Conservative “think tanks” will unironically tell you that social justice activists of the culture war are ruining everything.

Because you cannot shame the shameless.

https://inaniludibrio.com/2024/02/15/that-is-not-how-shame-works/

Uair,
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@ai6yr @paninid

It's like "you can't tolerate intolerance". It's hard for our team to comprehend.

Uair,
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@paninid @ai6yr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5THoej2G5Iw

sebwhatever, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic tell me you are without telling me you are autistic.

Uair,
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@sebwhatever @actuallyautistic

https://open.substack.com/pub/poloniousmonk/p/an-autistic-moment?r=1xr9v7&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

itamarst, to random
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So apparently my representative in Congress, Katherine Clark, thinks that I, a Jew who is also a citizen of Israel, am an antisemite.

Uair,
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@itamarst

My followers are probably really sick of seeing this, but I can't stop posting it. It never ceases to be relevant:

https://shalomauslander.substack.com/p/the-asshole-question

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

Hey everyone! They let me have 4 hours sleep.

When I was ten years old, they let me have 4 hours every single night, but now I only get 4 hours every third day.

Is this an autistic thing? Can you all live in 4 hours sleep every third day? 68 hours awake, 4 asleep?

Am I being unreasonable to want more?

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

I can't remember the last time they let me stay asleep for a minute. Literally. I measure my sleep in seconds now.

Uair,
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@janisf @actuallyautistic

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure.

I'm in government housing and it's the local cops fucking with all the lowlifes here, but my case is special. "They" have a way to trigger my adrenal glands and have been using that to disrupt my sleep since elementary school. I'm positive I'm one of those fucked-up CIA experiments from the 70s, and the experiment is still going on.

1/

Uair,
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@janisf @actuallyautistic

2/ The last time they really smashed my cortisol and drove me to the edge of a spectacular public suicide, it was clearly a planned operation. WHen I was storming around outside looking for trouble to get into, I asked the time from one of the large men they were using to corral me and he had a thick accent. Sounded Slavic or E European.

My best guess as to who "they" are is a conglomerate of international intelligence agencies.

Uair,
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@janisf @actuallyautistic

3/

That makes sense considering who I am and what I've done over the past couple years.

Hey! Wanna know some American state secrets? Exposing what I know is the only way I have to fight back.

You know how trump is sleeping and farting in court? They can do that to me, too. My guess is some kind of newfangled energy weapon.

I understand why the nixon administration did this to me. My dad was a liberal with a lot of leadership potential.

Uair,
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@janisf @actuallyautistic

After nixon murdered Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, and Bobby Kennedy, he took out the children who would have been the liberal leaders of Generation X.

The thing is, I never broke bad. The national security state has micromanaged my life--they do that to a lot of people--but I'm still one of the good guys. I mean--compared to nixon/ reagan/ trump, it's a low fucking bar.

I truly don't understand why I'm still stuck in the fucked-up psyche experiment.

Uair,
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@janisf @actuallyautistic

5/

We should be on the same team now. I know from my time in DC that we're not enemies. "They" showed me a lot of what they do to trumptarts who show up with ill intent, without actually doing any of it to me.

Over my life, the state has had me molested, infected and cured, had bones broken and teeth smashed out, been poisoned, drugged, and gassed. The state has hit me with pretty much every nonlethal mechanism they've got and I'm still here and still decent.

Uair,
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@janisf @actuallyautistic

6/

Now I sit alone in a room. I'm not allowed human contact with people whose minds work, except in a very limited fashion on here. All of my email is intercepted and vetted, and they almost never let any through from anyone I know.

I get one email from my father every couple years, and I'm allowed to email my mother. She's the geisha they used to neutralize my dad.

Whatever; thanks for giving me a place to vent. If you want any more state secrets, let me know.

Uair,
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@janisf @actuallyautistic

4.5/

They've spent my life trying to make a monster out of me. My childhood abuse was designed by the intelligence agencies to create a disposable tool, a wind-up automaton they could make use of and throw away. Like my mother.

The Asians figured this one out a long time ago. They use the autistic people. We were the ninja and geisha. Still are.

But fuck that. I cut my own path. Now I have to be silenced.

Uair,
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@janisf @actuallyautistic

5.5/

They hit me with that microwave weapon, too. It's a pain thing--nonlethal, but very few people can stand it more than 3 seconds, nobody more than five. Different wavelength microwaves that don't penetrate deep enough to do real damage.

They spent hours shooting me with it, but on low so it just warmed me. And I don't mind--I'm happy to help them practice with the thing. The DC cops are PISSED about 1/6 and itching for a rematch.

Uair, to actuallyautistic
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@actuallyautistic

Update on my life.

1/2

If you're not up to speed, they've let me know at least some of whatever fucked up 70s CIA experiment I am. They control my emotions, and mostly play with my adrenal glands. I've been stuck in a panic/rage for decades and I now know why nothing I ever did affected it.

So they let me know and actually had me convinced there was something I could do, some behavior they wanted, that would get them to lay off it.

Uair,
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@actuallyautistic

2/2

It sucks pretty bad to be constantly flooded with cortisol overload. It'll kill you in about 18 mos. I don't sleep at all when they're hitting it, and after two months of zero sleep you go completely insane. It also causes pellets in the skin which turn into pimples. That's why nerds have pimples. And it makes my face swell up, unevenly. Once I'm asymmetrical, nobody will ever take me seriously.

I wish there was a way I could resolve this.

Help? Anyone? Bueller?

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