ZeroCool

@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net

Formerly @ZeroCool

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ZeroCool,

Pfftt, amateur hour. You’re not a real capitalist success story until you’ve hoarded enough wealth to afford hiring a poor person to do your fork-stabbing for you.

ZeroCool,

“I’m not a climate change denier but why does anyone care what experts think?!” 🙄

ZeroCool,

Apparently those brainiacs with their fancy book learnin’ and expertise are useless. We must all sift through hundreds of thousands of pages of raw data before reaching any conclusions. The entire concept of career specialization is wrong! Throw it out!

ZeroCool,

Yeah, I used to run into you in r/skeptic a lot, fighting the good fight lol. And we both know the mods of that sub let it be overrun with all types of deniers and insane conspiracy theorists… But at least those trolls put a little more effort into it than just scoffing at experts.

ZeroCool,

Here’s the first sentence to clear things up:

This month, The New York Times/Siena College poll asked voters how much they think former President Trump respects women.

ZeroCool,

Yeah, it takes a whole lot of misogyny for a man to look at this dude’s actions and statements over decades in the public eye and still arrive at the opinion that Donald fucking Trump respects women.

ZeroCool,

I was skimming through a reddit thread about this yesterday and it was really depressing to see how many assholes there are out there who think prisons should exist to torture inmates. Half the comment section wasn’t even pretending to believe the system is meant to rehabilitate people at all. They’re just openly applauding inhumane living conditions and looking for blood regardless of the offense. These same people would be screeching to the heavens if they were treated half as poorly as they’d like others to be treated by the system.

ZeroCool,

That’s why I said they “weren’t even pretending to believe” that.

ZeroCool,

Yeah but I gotta say, it’s pretty funny that they attach a CC license notice to every inane comment they post.

ZeroCool,

George Terwilliger, a lawyer representing Meadows, said he had not yet seen the indictment.

"If Mr. Meadows is named in this indictment, it is a blatantly political and politicized accusation and will be contested and defeated,” he said.

Your client tried to overthrow the results of the election and install a fascist dictator, take this talk of “blatantly political/politicized accusations” and shove it.

ZeroCool,

By golly that sure does sound like some of that there ‘election interference’ Trump and his chuds are always screeching about, don’t it?

ZeroCool,

Well, I’ve been meaning to kick some money toward Voyager for awhile now so this sounds like the perfect time to jump in. Just signed up via patreon.

ZeroCool,

It’s satire. Despite the community being called The Onion, articles from all satire sites are allowed. See the sidebar for an (incomplete) list of links.

ZeroCool,

It’s not a subtle or clever tactic and it doesn’t fool anyone these days but people still insist on LARPing/concern trolling in comment sections. It’s like a compulsion.

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