Hey now, you're a hey now
Get your hey now, hey now
Hey now, you're a hey now
Get the hey now, hey now
And all that hey now is now
Only shooting heys break the now
"An interview with the 23-year-old peace officer and father of two who was forced to shoot a 19-year-old violent protestor in the face with a non-lethal riot-suppression shotgun when the protestor attacked him with a lethal sharp piece of wood."
Officer Dipshit: Well, these so-called students and academics are incredibly violent. They're disrupting the law by being dangerous and fascist, so we're setting up a perimeter. We've got 200 officers armed with assault rifles, ten snipers, three APCs and, as you can hear above us, two helicopter gunships. These students are dangerous; we've seen evidence of sharpened sticks and even bricks, so we have to take every precaution to protect ourselves.
Pretty much everyone: hey car companies please make a small, compact, cheap simple EV car pls
Car companies: lol heres our new $100,000 900 horsepower EV SUV that weights 8000 pounds and is legally classified as a skyscraper
I helped my mom buy a Kia Ioniq 5 last year. It's a neat hatch-style SUV with about 250 miles of range. The ONE time we tried charging it at a public station, three of the stations were completely broken and the fourth was barely working. We got her a stage 2 charger in her garage, but the state of public charging in America is an absolute joke.
this hurts so much I can't watch it without pausing to laugh. I cant stand it
@calebpitts1997 from twitter. doing an impression of what he would do if someone tried to hurt his friends (a bunch of constipated yelling about not hurting his friends)
every day some dipass independently stumbles onto the premise of male socialization and thinks they've discovered a truly novel loophole to sneak their dogshit biases into sensible discussion. every fuckin' day. it's the online equivalent of cranks in their garage thinking that they'll be the one to finally patent a perpetual motion machine because nobody else in history has considered "mmmmwhat if,, magnets?"
holy fuck. first episode of this hardcore smp. this guy had a weirdly long timelapse of him digging out a hole for like 4 minutes. music blasting. weirdly beautiful camera work. all the shaders.
after the first minute you're like alright this is.. a long timelapse for digging a hole dude. after 3 minutes you're like alright WHY
the music abruptly stops as he nonchalantly falls into a hole of lava