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breakfastgolem, to random
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Might fuck around and be baffled by various concepts

breakfastgolem, to random
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Personally, I can't wait for AI-enabled home lighting so it can intelligently light my home with warm, ambient colors and also randomly blind me without warning.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Oh cool the crunchpap smearpreme post is back to burn more pixels in my monitor.

infernusgoatus,
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@breakfastgolem it's like going through a closet and finding an old used condom in your coat pocket

breakfastgolem, to random
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which instance is this

breakfastgolem, to random
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Where there's a william, there's a wayium.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Doctor diagnosed me with the hamina haminas. 😔

mivox,
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@breakfastgolem @SallyStrange Boy do I have just the prescription for you… https://youtu.be/O9Qaf5YZ5iU

breakfastgolem, to random
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Hey now, you're a hey now
Get your hey now, hey now
Hey now, you're a hey now
Get the hey now, hey now
And all that hey now is now
Only shooting heys break the now

ray,

@carithlee I definitely assumed the post was lyrics from a neil mashup.

@breakfastgolem if you haven't listened to these albums PLEASE DO they are THE BEST.

Smooth Flow is my favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDiqNEtf5Ew

ray,

@breakfastgolem I love that you posted this wholly unprepared for 20 neil cicierega posts to flood your messages

breakfastgolem, to random
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If Denethor ate tomatoes like that, imagine how he ate his wife's pus- (a trap door opens below me and I plunge into a pit filled with snakes)

breakfastgolem, to random
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Protection and clean oxygen are required when writing my stinky posts.

rysiek,
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@breakfastgolem ugh Vision Pro really looks unwieldy.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Jackdaw, or West Coast Healyn, as we like to call him,

breakfastgolem, to random
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Gosh, I really had to go to the bathroom! I feel much better now. Gonna head down to the kitchen to (falls down the falls down the stairs)

jens,
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@breakfastgolem deathtrap before coffee.

doomscroller,
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@breakfastgolem
*Reported and blocked.

breakfastgolem, to random
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It won't be too long before we see another Kent State massacre here. They'll most likely blame it on the students, too.

breakfastgolem,
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"An interview with the 23-year-old peace officer and father of two who was forced to shoot a 19-year-old violent protestor in the face with a non-lethal riot-suppression shotgun when the protestor attacked him with a lethal sharp piece of wood."

breakfastgolem,
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Officer Dipshit: Well, these so-called students and academics are incredibly violent. They're disrupting the law by being dangerous and fascist, so we're setting up a perimeter. We've got 200 officers armed with assault rifles, ten snipers, three APCs and, as you can hear above us, two helicopter gunships. These students are dangerous; we've seen evidence of sharpened sticks and even bricks, so we have to take every precaution to protect ourselves.

breakfastgolem, to random
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Pretty much everyone: hey car companies please make a small, compact, cheap simple EV car pls
Car companies: lol heres our new $100,000 900 horsepower EV SUV that weights 8000 pounds and is legally classified as a skyscraper

breakfastgolem,
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Electrify America shat out half-assed chargers and then got mad that they were expected to actually maintain them.

jimkreft,
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@breakfastgolem the electrify America garbage fire made a lot more sense when I learned it was funded through the VW dieselgate settlement. They just have to built the chargers, they don’t have any interest in maintaining them.

breakfastgolem, to random
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"Music to my ears" yeah well where else is music supposed to go ya idiot!!

ray,

@breakfastgolem ohhh thats what 'penis music' meant this whole time

breakfastgolem, to random
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Drew Carey pussy hypno hentai

ray,

@breakfastgolem unbelievable that the actual post is still worse than this

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