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christ, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

IT'S TRAIN TIME. #Amtrak #VIARail #InterRail

christ, 10 months ago to cycling

Today's Ride: Some numbskull driving the wrong way down a one way street turns into me at an intersection. I avoid then hoot and holler. They took offense to that and stopped for a CONFRONTATION. I pulled alongside and LET THEM KNOW. They asked "What are you gonna do about it". So I thought of some things and replied "Well, for starters.." and they didn't wait for me to finish my threats and sped off and hit a planter and fucked their car up. #TodaysRide #BikeTO #BikeTooter @fedibikes

christ, 9 months ago to random

Just reminded that my birth certificate lists my place of birth as a city that no longer exists.

christ, 11 months ago to random

Today's Hidden shame revealed: Had my underpants on backwards for half the day until I had to do a pee. I am 15 toddlers in a grown persons form.

christ, 11 months ago to random

Hmmmm. Might be stuck here for a bit.

Weather radar showing a storm rolling in. FTP.

christ, 1 year ago to random

The intrusive thoughts to become a Christacean are back in full force with 4 interest-free payments of $13.75

https://www.halloweencostumes.ca/adults-fresh-lobster-costume.html

christ, 11 months ago to random

Storms' a Comin' #dlws

christ, 5 months ago to cycling

I registered for the Five Boro(sp) Bike Tour in NYC this spring. I like trains and I've never done that trip via rail before so I booked that. It was the same price as flying but I figure I get more bang for my buck out of the train. I get a whole extra TWELVE HOURS OF TRAVEL for the SAME PRICE. Listen. MY LOGIC IS SOUND ON THIS OK.

Anywho. I found a Japanese Youtuber who did the route and now I'm even more excited.

#BikeTooter #Trains #Amtrak

Another screenshot of a youtube video. You can see a near empty car park with a stupid red SUV and some roadways with a tree covered hill and some mural covered retaining walls. It's kind of bleak. The caption on the video frame reads: "Maybe I should've just taken a plane to NY". FTP.
This screenshot, from the same video, shows the torso of the Youtuber who is wearing a grey shirt and black jacket seated in their train with the camera pointing at themselves. The caption on this video frame still reads: "Inside the train is absolute chaos". THIS EXCITES ME. DEFUND AND ABOLISH THE POLICE.

christ, 9 months ago to random

Just got strafed by a Blue Heron. Absolute unit. Dinosaur ass bird.

christ, 8 months ago to random

At the free* Jello, Drugs and Ginger Ale spot** again.

• not out of pocket

** the hospital

christ, 9 months ago to random

Just peed in a cup while listening to a screamer on the other side of the door.

I'M AT THE HOSPITAL! I'M AT THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I'M AT THE COMBINATION HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOM!

• Family doc sent me over for expedited imaging, blood and urine due to some moderate abdominal pain and elevated heart rate. Better safe than sorry. By the rules of triage though I'm probably gonna be here a while.

christ, 11 months ago to random

I just spent close to an hour in a support chat with a domain registrar because they were unable to send transactional emails to my gmail address. I mean, come on.

christ, 6 months ago to random

Trying to convince a pal to test out his new pressure washer indoors.

christ, 10 months ago to random

Boomer in front of me at this clinic causing a stink over a Viagra prescription refill. HE NEEDS IT FOR THE WEEKEND GOD DAMMIT!

christ, 10 months ago to random

Me and the boys in the group chat talking about hemorrhoids.

christ, 9 months ago to random

This motorist chose today to save a few seconds by checks notes driving head on into a 48,200 kg (106,300 lb) tram.

christ, 13 days ago to cycling

Today's Ride: Some absolutely gorgeous mists on the spit and a few interactions with others. Positive interactions first. I took a break in a park by the lake. There was a family who were taking pics of themselves and the area. Another park user offered to take their picture as a group. They took loads and explained that it was their first day in Canada and it was all in all pleasant to watch. It got better. (multi-part post in the replies) #TodaysRide #BikeTO #BikeTooter #BubblePeople

A picture of a single track dirt trail with greenery on each side of the trail and some trees in the distance. A flock of geese can be seen flying overhead through the brutal mists. FTP.
Yours truly pointing at a giant inflatable, clear, bubble that people will climb into and pull a jesus by walking on water. I didn't stick around to watch them though. Next time. Defund, abolish, and prosecute the police.

christ, 10 months ago to random

Another Sunday. Another day ending with a Y where my neighbours scream at me to turn down Selected Ambient Works 85–92 playing at full blast.

christ, 6 months ago to Canada

I wonder if anyone has collected on Patrick's life insurance.

#Canada #MorbidThoughts

christ, 6 months ago to Canada

Was discussing Canadian film and TV in the group chat and my boy just dropped a un fact*:

"but Canadian content was mandated by the commie government, funneling Albertan taxpayer dollars to make romantic period pieces about PEI"

• Kindasortamaybebutjokes

#CanCon #Canada

christ, 4 months ago to random

Don't gotta worry about the window blowing out if you don't have a window.

cc @tops @kaydo

christ, 4 months ago to Toronto

There's currently a power outage in central Toronto along the Yonge corridor, one of Canada's most densely populated areas. A modest physical footprint that impacts tens of thousands of people.

And in the most Toronto way ever it was a result of a raccoon and to top that off, Steamworks, in the Village has power and is offering up hot showers. It's perfect.

#Toronto #PowerOutage #Raccons #SteamBaths

christ, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

Heads up #BikeTO. The Cherry Street Bridge is up, closed to all traffic, and fenced off for some reason. You've got to detour all the way back to Leslie if you're coming at it from the South side. It was open yesterday and I can't find any info as to why it's closed or for how long 🤷

UPDATE: It's closed due to a mechanical issue. https://xim.ca/notes/9sqpd2qwerb4l4wr Thanks, @alex

christ, 30 days ago to random

I have enough train points for a no out of pocket trip on business class with meals and drinks to Ottawa or Economy to Winnipeg.

christ, 18 days ago (edited 18 days ago) to random

Forty five million minute phone call with my favourite father in law trouble shooting his discount smart watch because he is home alone and is worried he might die in his sleep without the thing on his wrist alerting him.