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cwgrody

@cwgrody@mastodon.sdf.org

Author. Social worker specializing in family therapy. Former sportswriter. Hopefully funny once in a while.

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cwgrody, to nba
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Now that we’re almost halfway through the playoffs, I feel comfortable declaring the league’s biggest issue:

Find a way to keep the damned floor dry.

@nba

cwgrody, to Orioles
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Great throw by Rutschman to nail J-Rod at second, but the runner would’ve been out anyway because of batter’s interference. Still, the throw was more impressive when the batter had to duck to keep from being drilled in the ear. @baseball

cwgrody, to nba
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Sometimes, you’re going to lose no matter what you do. Kudos to the #Timberwolves; we’ll just have to win game seven. #Nuggets #NBA @nba

cwgrody, to random
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Do they also get the unlimited shrimp?
https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/112453466342493534

cwgrody, to random
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@augieray — Hey, Augie, I’m looking to buy a CO2 monitor, and I’m considering the Aranet 4. Is that the one you use? (Yours sounds portable and useful.) TIA!

cwgrody, to denver
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Sixteen points for Joker in the fourth. (M.V.P.!) win, 115-107, to tie the series, 2-2.

Good game for all of the Nuggets, but Aaron Gordon deserves special attention. He guards CAT, then guards ANT, then plays center when Joker’s out, and he also posted these numbers on offense:

27 points, seven rebounds, six assists and 11-of-12 from the field.

Back home to . @nba

cwgrody, to Padres
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Nice to see the Bogaerts homer, but I think Don Orsillo needs to work on that home run call — “Bogey goes boom!” #Padres 4, #Dodgers 0, bottom of the fifth. #MLB #baseball @baseball

cwgrody, to Padres
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cwgrody, to nba
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officiating in the playoffs is fascinating. A slap across the wrist is a foul; a folding chair across the chest is not. @nba

cwgrody, to Broncos
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Bo Nix? Sure, why not? #Broncos #NFLDraft #NFL @nfl

cwgrody, to NFL
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That’s the last time Caleb Williams will get cheers in Detroit. @nfl

cwgrody, to MLB
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I found the Doval lightshow underwhelming. I suppose the spotlight on the umpire checking his glove was nice for the ump’s family, though. @baseball

cwgrody, to MLB
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Just turned on the vs. . This game is moving right along! @baseball

cwgrody, to nba
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I’ve seen goal-line stands that were less physical than that 40-second sequence between the and . @nba

cwgrody, to nba
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I did not have Joker and the Minions on my playoff card. @nba

cwgrody, to MLB
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It’s a Three Stooges inning for the outfield, but pitcher Jack Flaherty is apparently not a fan of the Stooges. @baseball

cwgrody, to WhiteSox
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The are doing White Sox thing in Philly, which means they only have a walk through six innings. Might be worth turning on the game if you like rooting for historic things. @baseball @baseball

cwgrody, to WhiteSox
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Shucks. On the bright side, the can feel proud that they got a hit. Six-and-a-third no-hit innings for Spencer Turnbull. @baseball @baseball

cwgrody, to nba
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It took me a while, but I think I’m rooting for the tonight so the can win Friday and then play the in the first round. @nba

cwgrody, to MLB
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cwgrody, to Padres
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Me: “Profar’s up with the bases loaded. Too bad the #Padres don’t have a better hitter behind Machado in the lineup.”

Profar clears the bases with a triple off the top of the center-field wall.

Me: “Profar is the perfect hitter behind Manny in the lineup!”

Padres 6, #Dodgers 3, top of the seventh.

#MLB #baseball @baseball @baseball

cwgrody, to Mariners
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Unfortunately, the #Mariners did NOT redesign their F Troop pants. The jerseys are cool, though.

#MLB #baseball @baseball @baseball

cwgrody, to MLB
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Big sports night here. , the try to move one step closer to clinching the top seed in the West, and our man Jackson Wolf is pitching for AAA El Paso in Sacramento.

Where will I find time to mock all the City Connect unis?

(Thankfully, the are on the road, so the sherbet unis are off the docket this week.)

@baseball @baseball

cwgrody, to MLB
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Oh, good lord, it’s City Connect night.

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cwgrody, to Cubs
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Top of the fifth, scoreless game between the #Cubs and #Padres, Musgrove cruising for SD. I go upstairs a few minutes, and when I come back, it’s 5-0, Chicago.

Obviously, I should never leave the room.

#MLB @baseball @baseball

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