Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes all the same
There’s a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they’re all made out of ticky-tacky
And they all look just the same
Ooohhh yeeaah brother, don’t cha go believing those science nerds with their chemicals and and beakers, yeah, listen to ya boy Macho Man Herbal Remedy brother!
I remember in Revenge of the Sith, when the actor playing Vader yells “nooooooooo”, at what is supposed to be the emotional climax of the trilogy, the theater roared in laughter....
The Samuel L Jackson scene in Deep Blue Sea, I know it’s supposed to give the sense that nobody is safe, but it’s so random and quick that it dives head first into comedy.
Of course when you have an outdoor wedding you always run the risk of nature crashing the party, like when a deer decided to crash a wedding and take a nibble out of the bride’s bouquet, or this grizzly bear that brutally mauled a moose in the background of a wedding at Glacier National Park....
Imagine you were fully convinced that you were living a life like the Truman Show, you’ve been in therapy for a while now and you’re doing well, so well that your therapist suggest you should go to your cousin’s wedding because they think it would be good for you, you arrive and everything is fine, you’re having fun, everything feels real and no one is pretending to be anything but themselves, then you go for a walk and find a cow in the field, you stare at this creature just living its life, it gives you piece of mind that everything is gonna be alright, you can get past this sense that everything around you is fabricated, then the cow stands up on 2 legs, grabs a phone out and walks off to their car while yelling out to someone “DID YOU GET ANY GOOD SHOTS?”…
Daler Mehndi’s 1998 music video, in which the singer performs with 4 “clones” of himself. “Mehndi claims his music was often criticized for only being popular due to the abundance of beautiful, dancing women in his videos The singer responded by creating a video that featured nobody but himself.” Apparently he wasn’t...
Oooh yeah, Hulk Hogan Pepsi, I remember way back when when the mega powers Cola Wars were bonded! Yeah! You made a lot of promises to the macho man Coke, didn’t ya. Promises that you didn’t keep!
I remember one specific one, yeah, you promised that Elizabeth Dr. Pepper would never be in a dangerous position! You broke that promise didn’t you Hulk Hogan Pepsi! And who had to come in and make that critical save, The Macho Man Randy Savage Coca Cola, covering forHogan Pepsi again!
Hulk Hogan Pepsi, I only come down to your matches when it’s absolutely necessary, when you’re down and out! That’s the kind of rules I play by, but you, you play by different rules, yeah. You gotta get in your grand standing and your hot dogging, yeah!
I remember a time when I wrestled Akeem R.C Cola too, and the fact that I had Bossman Sprite in the outside of the ring just like you, the only difference is I was doing real good, yeah. I was stylin’ out there like a champion, yeah.
But Guess who shows up for no reason at all! To get his grand standing and hot dogging in! You man, youHulk Hogan Pepsi, yeah! You just couldn’t stand to sit back with your feet up and watch the champion in action! Well look at this prima donna!
Hulk Hogan Pepsi not only are you a hot dog, a grand stander, a showboat, and a primadonna, but you’re a liar too. In fact I remember a time where we stood in front of the man that does nothing but lie, Brother Love Mr Pibb, and you told some of the biggest lies that I’ve ever heard of in my whole life!
That’s a lie Hulk HoganPepsi, and that’s enough to get me hot, but what you said to Elizabeth Dr. Pepper is enough to get me to the boiling point! Yeah!
Hulk HoganPepsi you say you love Elizabeth Dr. Pepper, I got news for you man, yeah. I got news for you! Elizabeth Dr. Pepper is gonna be in the corner of The Macho Man Randy Savage Coca Cola at Wrestlemania 5 Salad Steel Cage, yeah!
And let me tell you something, you say you love me like a brother, well listen to this Hulk Hogan Pepsi! I hate you, I hate your guts! And that’s what’s going to be left all over the mat afterWrestlemania 5 Salad Steel Cage!
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Movie lines people laughed at in theaters despite not actually being intended to be funny?
I remember in Revenge of the Sith, when the actor playing Vader yells “nooooooooo”, at what is supposed to be the emotional climax of the trilogy, the theater roared in laughter....
Wedding Guests Get A Surprise When A Cow In A Nearby Field Turns Out To Be A Furry Taking Pictures (www.whiskeyriff.com)
Of course when you have an outdoor wedding you always run the risk of nature crashing the party, like when a deer decided to crash a wedding and take a nibble out of the bride’s bouquet, or this grizzly bear that brutally mauled a moose in the background of a wedding at Glacier National Park....
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Drew McIntyre Re-Signs With WWE (www.fightful.com)
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Non-IG: imgur.com/a/v9RyRtk
It's movie night. You don't know who's coming but you have to pick a movie everyone vibes with. What do you choose?
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Daler Mehndi’s 1998 music video, in which the singer performs with 4 “clones” of himself. “Mehndi claims his music was often criticized for only being popular due to the abundance of beautiful, dancing women in his videos The singer responded by creating a video that featured nobody but himself.” Apparently he wasn’t...
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Tony Khan: We're like the Pepsi of pro-wrestling, and we're up against a really evil juggernaut. WWE's like the Harvey Weinstein of pro-wrestling. (x.com)
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