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exchgr

@exchgr@mastodon.world

move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “home to you” out now on bandcamp/apple music/spotify

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

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danblondell, to random
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Has anyone broke it to Richard Dawkins that young people call any joke at all a “meme”?

exchgr,
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@danblondell i do it out of disrespect

exchgr, to random
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craving blintz

danblondell, to random
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Nothing says “real man” like being almost 40 and picking up your girlfriend from her high school https://mastodon.social/@tvaziri/112527561929919287

exchgr,
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@danblondell bazinga

exchgr, to random
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tfw when you’re doing remote tech support for a non-tech-savvy relative and you have to walk them through how screen sharing works, then later, the zoom session runs out of free minutes, so you switch to google meet, which doesn’t let you control their screen, so you have to walk them through extremely tedious steps, and they keep clicking the wrong thing because everything is named the same thing, and then you take your airpods out for a break but that breaks your system audio so you have to re

exchgr,
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just imagine this in a hurried, frazzled, raspy new yawk accent, but it’s a tape recording that just gradually gets faster and faster until the tape breaks

exchgr,
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@danblondell i had to touch windows 11 today 💀

exchgr,
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@danblondell there are three different ways to back up things in windows 11 (that i know of):

  • “Windows Backup (Windows 7)”
  • OneDrive
  • File History
exchgr,
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@danblondell yep. yep.

exchgr,
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@danblondell i had to touch registry editor, which has definitely been around since at least then, and really looks like it

exchgr,
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@danblondell Gifs You Can Hear

exchgr,
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@danblondell it’s actually infuriating to me that the first and last bullets coexist and do pretty much the same thing. like, why didn’t they just update how Windows Backup works to include whatever minor changes are in File History

exchgr,
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@danblondell now you see why i’m a console gamer

exchgr,
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if i did this with my mom (who has a mac) it would be as simple as: just use facetime screen sharing and let me take care of the rest

exchgr,
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@danblondell can’t wait until apple silicon surpasses nvidia’s latest GPU and people see mac as a potentially serious gaming platform

exchgr,
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@danblondell 🫣

ErickaSimone, to random
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Anyone on here use task organization apps like motion, routine, etc to help them prioritize their workloads and life?

Please help an ADHDer find something to stop over thinking and just do the things. All of the things. In order. Consistently. Thank you in advance.

exchgr,
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@ErickaSimone have you tried Things? https://apps.apple.com/us/app/things-3/id904237743

exchgr,
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@ErickaSimone you’re welcome! i’ve been using it for over a decade and it’s become indispensable to me

exchgr, to random
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why is every company like this now https://toot.cafe/@chartier/112526878886378948

exchgr,
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@a2 ah i see, good to know. but anyway i don’t even want that low level of public-facing anything on doordash

exchgr, to random
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free (extremely nerdy) idea: key signing parties but for johning mastodon

exchgr,
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you wouldn’t john a mastodon

exchgr, to random
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yeah baybee

exchgr,
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@vwampage finally, missing a G won’t be the end of the world

exchgr, to random
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WRITEME

exchgr,
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@danblondell originally just “README” but now i’m retconning it to include “BITE ME”

thomasfuchs, to random
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The AI hype might be the greatest pump and dump scheme in history

exchgr,
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@thomasfuchs also labor arbitrage

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