hanakogames

hanakogames, 5 months ago to random

"This game is inferior in graphics to modern games because it was made by almost one person. If you don't like low budget games please don't review it or write negative reviews"

Not sure this approach is effective.

hanakogames, 7 months ago to gamedev

yeah i'm going to have to edit these mushrooms to look a little less penile #gamedev

hanakogames, 4 months ago to random

A man and a blue alien male is the wrong kind of gay for this list! #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 5 months ago to random

Commanding girls to fight panty-stealing monsters is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 4 months ago to random

Flying a helicopter around a giant anime girl is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 4 months ago to gamedev

"Imperial privilege won't give you the power to reverse the flow of time and walk away." I write, despite that in RenPy the player can literally do that. #gamedev

(it's a very stupid movie reference)

hanakogames, 5 months ago to gamedev

oh right, I still need to de-penis these mushrooms #GameDev

hanakogames, 5 months ago to random

Not only is being gangbanged by goblins not yuri, I'm side-eyeing your description claiming an intricate, compelling narrative filled with unexpected twists.

Your audience does not need the BS!

#CurationWoes

hanakogames, 4 months ago (edited 4 months ago) to random

I mean, I'd love to know if there's yuri in it, but it's not in English so I can't really tell? #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 7 months ago to random

"Hello, we have been following your reviews for a long time and would like you to write an honest review about our game. We would be glad if you give some recommendations to improve our project."

here's a suggestion: try adding yuri #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 5 months ago to random

your "femboy" themed game is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 8 months ago to random

Your indie RPG might have some fun ideas but I'm pretty sure it's not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 4 months ago to gamedev

some menus cry out for an obviously terrible option #gamedev

hanakogames, 5 months ago to random

ah, my tits-out vampire angst book arrived

(said just like that to see if anyone can guess what book, and in case people come up with fascinating wrong answers)

hanakogames, 7 months ago to random

Your cinematic puzzle-platformer about a girl and her pet looks awesome but why on earth are you sending it to me? It came out months ago, it has 2000 reviews already, and it certainly doesn't look yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 6 months ago to random

https://itch.io/jam/the-case-of-the-thinky-game-jam

hanakogames, 7 months ago to random

dear weirdo business spammer

writing me "I'm sad :(" emails like we're friends and then addressing me by the name of my game?

is just bizarre.

hanakogames, 6 months ago to random

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/occult-mysteries-and-sapphic-yearnings-abound-in-long-live-the-queen-devs-recentish-visual-novel

hanakogames, 8 months ago to random

Taking your grandchildren to Brazil is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 6 months ago to random

the amusing experience of re-reading a book and running into references that I didn't understand the first time and had therefore made a note to myself that i needed to watch a particular movie, didn't get around to it for months, DID finally watch the movie but totally forgot WHY I'd looked up said movie in the first place, and only now going through this story again can go OH.

hanakogames, 8 months ago to random

hiding a dead body in your wall is not very practical, ma'am. that's going to smell something fierce.

hanakogames, 5 months ago to random

will my gifter sneak in just before deadline, or am i getting bounced to pinch hits AGAIN? it is a mystery.

have i mentioned it feels like the proportion of people who end up pinched is awfully high?

hanakogames, 8 months ago to random

Racing zombies through a maze is not yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 8 months ago to random

I am impressed that most of your screenshots are from your game's opening credits sequence in which you describe yourself by a series of increasingly flattering titles, but your game still isn't yuri. #CurationWoes

hanakogames, 5 months ago to random

Under my rules of Use It Or Lose It, I have to make up my mind this year about purchasing As Dusk Falls, Carto, and Strangeland. Either I get them or they go off the list.