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hanakogames

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Hanako Games - Indie developer, you probably know me from Long Live the Queen or Magical Diary.

Also geeky fangirl, somewhat bent (or is that twisted?)

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Your game's title made more sense when I thought it was a dwarf named Dave. Not yuri either way.

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"this game is manic jrpg."

no, it's a 3d game with incredibly basic graphics that somehow still manages to have scantily clad women-polygons with their equipment clipping through them, but not yuri.

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literal sh*t is not yuri

hanakogames, to random
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you released a 3d porn mmo...

... so you thought a reasonable name for it was LoveCraft.

You are going to get so many disappointed tentacle fans.

hanakogames, to random
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do you actually have the right to use that symbol?

hanakogames,
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I struggle to find words to even describe the amount of self-flattery on this game page.

hanakogames, to gamedev
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depending on your choices this interstellar pandemic can really tank your election campaign, it's actually safer to risk mind-controlling aliens

(it makes sense in context?)

hanakogames, to random
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Your RPG maker game has a female protagonist, yes. You also submitted this same game three months ago and refused to answer any questions about whether it had yuri in it. Resubmitting doesn't help!

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Your horror game about a young boy exploring a bland looking evil chocolate factory is not yuri.

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Your female protagonist metroidvania can't be ruled out but doesn't show any sign of being yuri either

hanakogames, to random
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Your business simulator is not yuri and your header image both contains AI art and can't spell "business".

hanakogames, to random
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finding hidden cats still isn't yuri but i can't complain too much

hanakogames, to random
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"If you like <game I've never heard of> you'll also like <game being submitted that has no yuri in it>!"

thanks no thanks

hanakogames, to random
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I don't think that's quite how that works

hanakogames, to random
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male gangsters beating each other up is not yuri

hanakogames, to random
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A male protagonist defending his stash from rival drug gangs is not yuri even if it supposedly has romance in it.

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I have no idea if your black and white horror adventure/VN is yuri or not which puts you a step over most of what gets sent in.

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"Hello curator ! You reviewed one of our game in the past so here are some keys from our new release"

You release nothing but het porn. I have not reviewed any of it. I don't own any of it. I"m not sure you've even SUBMITTED it before.

hanakogames, to gamedev
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(partner looks over my shoulder onto screen) "Is that a drow mom?"

(Yes, basically.)

hanakogames, to random
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"Hello, if possible, please write feedback on the game"

my feedback: it's not yuri

hanakogames,
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also it's:

"Well-developed dialogues. The game has 40 pages of AI-generated text dialogue. All this is also voiced by AI in English."

... a big no.

hanakogames, to random
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starting the day receiving a kickstarter update of "Well, we couldn't find a publisher, so we quit!" sigh

hanakogames,
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I will agree that the 36,000 raised on the kickstarter was not nearly enough to cover the game's full budget so it's not like this is a case of "we blew all your money on pizza"

hanakogames,
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@winterwolves https://store.steampowered.com/app/987310/Little_Legend/

hanakogames,
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@tomgrochowiak They gave backers the demo build they'd made for investors at least, though I haven't looked at it yet. Maybe someday they'll find more funding...

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