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hannah

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures

small mammal, game show winner
she/her
chicago

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Tuning into ron desantis's twitter spaces campaign launch event. the top listed listeners include a roman statue avatar guy and multiple crypto spammers. the audio just started with a weird echo feedback spike. there is no video

hannah,
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The audio just went out for 30 seconds, then came back with a bunch of distracting audio echos, then went out again in the middle of some introductory bullshit about free speech. it's still out

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Last weekend I met a union carpenter at a bar who urged me to try a women in trades program and then proceeded to drink me under the table.. with every jira ticket and meeting to plan another meeting and slack chatGPT screenshot the idea of just saying fuck it and becoming a journeyman electrician or something gets more and more appealing

hannah,
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@moira yeah I think the biggest hitch in this plan is that I'm small and weak

hannah, to random
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lmao

hannah,
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@heatherhorns that but also just like the massive exposure to toxic levels of Posting with none of the antibodies built up from being on AOL when you were 12

hannah,
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Call me a gatekeeper but letting middle aged conservative guys become extremely online was a huge mistake

hannah, to random
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Losing my mind at the ridiculous super smash bros avatar selection menu on the hbo max replacemenr app. There are like 50 rows of this and most of them have 10+ options

Ghibli and sesame street avatars

hannah,
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Every discovery show looks like a 30 rock sight gag

hannah,
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I cant decide between Dr Melfi and susie from curb

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Hey look im on the news

hannah,
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They accidentally put the exclamation point at the end instead of in the name of the show so it looks like the graphic is excited as i am

hannah, to random
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Sparrows, robins, and pigeons are all different life stages of the Chicago Street Bird

hannah,
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Once the sparrow sits in a bush and yells enough it becomes a robin, which evolves into pigeon after pulling 100 worms out of a median

hannah, to random
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I'm not exactly sure what it means to win at trans visibility but I'm happy to accept the honor

hannah,
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The photo they used for the online version is a really nice pic of me but it also kind of looks like im about to lose a presidential debate to a talking dog

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Got a little haircut and the curls? they pop

hannah,
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@moira not at all, i like my voice

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@hannah I've been meaning to tell you, I saw your picture on a billboard in my city! (it was about the Jeopardy episode)

hannah,
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@calculsoberic whoa! what city??

hannah, to random
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There’s a riso print of my own cat in this art studio im taking a class at

hannah,
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(It’s there because katie took a different class at this same place recently but it’s still funny to me)

hannah,
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Today was mostly just “how to use photoshop and a wacom” but heres my practice bird

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I wish I could show this jpg to 2017 sad egg hannah

hannah,
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Like. Not only did you girl all the way out but you are kicking so much butt on jeopardy that even the Sun likes you

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HOLY YIKES @hannah!

hannah,
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@ifixcoinops haha yeah

hannah, to random
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Look at this excellent pigeon

hannah,
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And these lovely night herons!

Another one with its bright red eye visible

hannah,
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Nycticorax is one of the most metal genus names imo

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There’s a bar across the street from me that had jeopardy on every afternoon so im dropping in for a drink

hannah,
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Halfway through the first round the guy next to me was like hey.. she looks just like you

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It's time! @hannah

hannah,
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@Ferles @sutter they tell you to keep a poker face

hannah, to random
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Its very funny that tucker carlson, SNL, and every late nite show disappeared right before i go on tv. I’m using my dark powers to destroy every show that might make fun of me

hannah,
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@Okesska suspended bc of the writers strike

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Omg ok ok ok I'm finally allowed to post about this:

I am going to be on JEOPARDY, THE ACTUAL TV GAME SHOW on wednesday May 3!! that's in two weeks! this is not a prank, there I am next to Mayim Bialik from the big bang theory, who is hosting the episode. you can tell it's me because I don't really know what I'm doing with my arms here

hannah,
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Here’s a sizzle reel the show made of all the ass i’ve kicked since last week https://twitter.com/jeopardy/status/1655957899611607040

hannah,
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I’m still on jeopardy! Today is game FIVE which means if i win then i’m guaranteed a spot in the Tournament of Champions, which is pretty cool imo

hannah,
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Doctor: treatment is simple. Jeopardy champ hannah is on tv tonight. go and see her. that should pick you up

hannah,
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FOLKS

hannah,
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My back is pretty sore from sleeping on the stage all weekend but it's finally Monday which means I'm on jeopardy! again!! Will another contestant free me from this endless cycle of questions and answers or will I continue to be trapped in game show saṃsāra? Tune in to find out

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