horrowfide

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

the cost of living crisis has got so bad i can no longer afford the milfs in my area, and that trickle down effect could devastate the milf industry.

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

haven't been on here for a couple of days because i farted so hard i dimensionally landed in Narnia and played mario kart with aslan because he promised to jerk me off with his mighty christian lion paw.
i killed that witch as well and watched 'ghost dog' with mr tumnus, it was a pretty productive weekend.

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

if dolphins are so smart then why haven't they posted any fan art of anton chekhov kicking a hedgehog into a toilet on Reddit?

horrowfide, 6 months ago to random

never forget.

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

I imagine this is what Elon Musk and Grimes getting it on probably looked like.

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

One toilet.

stavvers, 7 months ago to random

Does anyone have any resources for managing neurodiverse people at work? I have an autistic+ADHD pal who needs support and adjustments made in how they work (e.g. better ways of tracking hours, trouble with being interrupted during a task, looming existential dread at unplanned meetings and most of all difficulty articulating needs) and it would be great to send them something they can show their manager.

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

people who like oasis are cunts.

horrowfide, 7 months ago to random

I'm relaunching my little independent bookselling business after experiencing a difficult time coping with some gnarly depression and anxiety issues, so if any book enthusiasts care to follow @FossaBooks that'd be great. I'll be posting all kinds of book reviews, recommendations, as well as all the rare, weird and wonderful books I have for sale on there soon and any support would be appreciated. And I'll follow back too, us book lovers have to stick together! 📚 ❤️
#bookstadon

horrowfide, 8 months ago to random

Imagine how many janitors and their families could be living a life of luxury right now if only scooby and the gang hadn't exposed their somewhat convoluted ghost related plans to steal their evil employer's money and grassed them up to the filth. And yet the theft of bread and many sandwich ingredients from the refrigerator goes unreported..? 🧐
#shenanigans

horrowfide, 8 months ago to random

what happens if a mogwai or a gremlin pisses on itself...?

horrowfide, 8 months ago to random

Farted so hard my dick flew off and quantum leaped back to 1989, ziggy couldn't figure out what was going on. Scott Bakula had a panic attack and Dean Stockwell shit his pants.

horrowfide, 8 months ago to random

It's difficult to ask again, but I'm short of a few quid for essentials. I don't need much, I've got all my rent, council tax, and energy bills sorted, but that's left me a bit short of what i need for few bits and bobs grocery wise to get me through the next few days. I'm so sorry for asking again... 🙁
https://www.paypal.me/fossabooks

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

if only there was some way to make Thatcher even MORE dead.... :blobthinkingcool: