The world would probably be a better place if humans had to lay eggs. There'd be no need for abortion laws, you could just put it in the bin and forget about it.
Trying to think of some kind of amazing new hat, but I think the hat game has peaked, and all the kinds of hat we'll ever need have already been invented, and there is no need for any more new kinds of hat. #Hat
Obviously I agree that punching Nazis in the face is an excellent idea, but as long as they're freely allowed to breed, and are therefore capable of producing even more Nazis, I think that hoofing them in the nuts is probably a more practical and progressive tactic.
Not always. There's loads of queer kids with Nazi parents (Nazis complain about them constantly), and sadly one sometimes comes across Nazis who have decent parents. I have a German friend whose brother dropped out of university and got sucked into a 4chan radicalisation funnel and now goes on rants about "invaders."
TV show pitch: 'The Adventures of Malcolm Toilethead'
A crime fighting tough guy called Malcolm, who has a toilet for a head, goes on crazy adventures and solves crimes. His wife's head is a urinal, and they have issues about their sex life which is clunky and awkward, because their heads are toilets, and they feel detached from society because people keep pissing in their face because their heads are toilets.
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