mxtthxw

mxtthxw, 2 hours ago (edited 1 hour ago) to random

Mark Zuckerberg eats your pet hamster do you...

mxtthxw, 2 hours ago to random

Taking a day to nothingerise my tiny brain... then wash the dishes.

mxtthxw, 5 hours ago to random

I’m amazed that LinkedIn is a website people use.

I mean don’t you ever think jeez this humanity thing really sucks?

I hear people need it for work but why?

I don’t get why certain websites get used.

hart, 6 hours ago to random German

#banprivatjets
#Kerosinsteuer sofort
Verbietet Inlandsflüge Privatjets

Demonstrant you fly we die

DJDarren, 6 hours ago to random

Morning champs!

J12t, 9 hours ago to bluesky

Jack Dorsey interview post-#Bluesky. Whatever you think of him, his views on why he helped getting Bluesky started in the first place are interesting. I wonder which of those might apply to the Fediverse (which he doesn't mention at all).

https://www.piratewires.com/p/interview-with-jack-dorsey-mike-solana

mxtthxw, 17 hours ago to random

mxtthxw, 18 hours ago to random

If you’re in America and you see a Spotify, shoot it with a machine gun.

People on other countries could do this but access to machine guns is frowned upon. Remember that.

mxtthxw, 23 hours ago to random

UK Labour reveal new Minister Of Swag position as Desmond Swayne turns red.

mxtthxw, 23 hours ago to random

Commence brain reprogramming and relax.

dannotdaniel, 1 day ago to random

🎶

(•_•)
<) )╯all the fedi ladies
/ \

(•_•)
( (> all the fedi ladies
/ \

if you like it then
you should have
put alt-text on it

(•-•) _
<) )╯no - boost - no
/ \

#alttext #fedi

patrickworld, 1 day ago to random

Did I put a new door handle on the downstairs bathroom?

Yes!

Did I at one point get locked inside the bathroom while I was doing it?

Also yes!

A door with an unfinished doorknob installation, showing an exposed latch mechanism through a hole in the door.

mxtthxw, 1 day ago to random

Hmm going to resize the crudy NUC as a TV device thingy.

My other half, for unknown reasons, doesn’t use an ad blocker so watching the internet is a nightmare.

Humanity will be better when we can watch FreeTube using a nice sensible OS.

mxtthxw, 1 day ago to random

Need to shout at something. Ideally something like a Kier Starmer or the drummer of S Club 7.

Today is exactly the vibe I didn’t ask for this morning.

Can anyone reset the day? I can send you £5 in a format of your choosing.

wakehamAMR, 1 day ago to random

“Fun” quiz time.

Which one are you?

I believe I’m probably equal parts B and C.

If only Ma was alive to see I am a tap and a bucket!

#ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD

TheBreadmonkey, 1 day ago to random

I cannot believe that throughout Mastodon noone yet has mentioned Khan in this whole RFK brainworm news cycle

Khan from Wrath of Khan. An old angry space hippy with forceps - he gonna put worms in your brain

mxtthxw, 1 day ago to random

Pergatory. Stuck doing Babylonian shit when I want to work on music.

I really dislike days with one small job in the middle, I can’t get a vibe to ruin.

doktorlond, 1 day ago to Musicproduction

Studio time. #studio #MusicProduction

meganmariehart, 1 day ago to apple

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, APPLE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntjkwIXWtrc

Apparently, apple hates creators now. You know, musicians, artists, creative people who have been their most loyal customers and advocates for decades.

#apple

Richard_Littler, 1 day ago to music

I'm revisiting early-mid 1980s albums by prog rock (& related) artists, when they decided to try new, more stripped down, approaches, many of which provoked vilification & even decades-long grudges among older fans who accused their favourite bands of selling out (see also: Queen's Hot Space album).

#music #1980s #progrock

Jyoti, 1 day ago to random

NEW #M4 #iPadPro is out!

#M4iPadPro #LikeBuyingABugattiChironToDriveToTheShops