horrowfide

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

Imagine how many janitors and their families could be living a life of luxury right now if only scooby and the gang hadn't exposed their somewhat convoluted ghost related plans to steal their evil employer's money and grassed them up to the filth. And yet the theft of bread and many sandwich ingredients from the refrigerator goes unreported..? 🧐
#shenanigans

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

what happens if a mogwai or a gremlin pisses on itself...?

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

Farted so hard my dick flew off and quantum leaped back to 1989, ziggy couldn't figure out what was going on. Scott Bakula had a panic attack and Dean Stockwell shit his pants.

horrowfide, 9 months ago to random

It's difficult to ask again, but I'm short of a few quid for essentials. I don't need much, I've got all my rent, council tax, and energy bills sorted, but that's left me a bit short of what i need for few bits and bobs grocery wise to get me through the next few days. I'm so sorry for asking again... 🙁
https://www.paypal.me/fossabooks

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

if only there was some way to make Thatcher even MORE dead.... :blobthinkingcool:

horrowfide, 10 months ago to science

what's the most arses you can possibly imagine? i think it's impossible for even the greatest human mind to imagine more than 1,344 arses. #science

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

batman is the most bourgeoisie super hero ever. he's just a rich guy in a fancy costume, who has no batesque qualities whatsoever. and his politics are a bit iffy...
suck ass hero.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

in 2005 sinéad o' connor released an album of rootsy reggae covers called 'throw down your arms' , which i initially bought because i was curious, like "why is sinéad doing a reggae album? that'll be a laugh..!!"
But it's absolutely fucking brilliant, and 18 years later i still listen to it all the time. i had it on just two weeks ago... 🙁
Rest In Power Sinéad, you were amazing...

https://youtu.be/Qq9Ydinu3HU

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

yer da's got a bluesky account and his avi is an anime girl with big tits. and he drinks fosters lager and watches top gear repeats on dave. #YerDa

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

a few weeks ago i farted so hard my dick flew off, and destroyed a submarine in the north atlantic ocean like a malicious cock torpedo.
sorry about that. 🤷‍♂️

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

suella braverman looks like something they found in the bins round the back of jim henson's creature shop.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

yer da's got a bluesky account.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

the anti-strike people, speculating and posting shit like "but what would happen if the mistreated and underpaid people in EVERY sector went on strike..!?" are so very close to getting the point...

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

there's no such thing as 'a british accent', it's almost a completely different language if you go more than fifty miles in any direction.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

farted, dick flew off etc.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

this is legit my favourite contemporary work of art of all time. i love that a child drew it, and it captures everything that's wonderful about a happy dog so simply. genius.

horrowfide, 10 months ago to random

69% of voters think miss piggy would peg kermit.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

i think i'm running out of farting my dick off ideas, but it was fun while it lasted.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew off and got its own show on disney+

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

if the muppets taught us anything it's that a frog and a pig can fuck.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

farted so hard i time travelled back to dallas 1963 and my dick flew off and hit john f kennedy in the head.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

farted so hard my dick flew around the whole world and went up my own ass.

horrowfide, 11 months ago to lotr

Are there any Lord of the Rings book collectors out there?
I've got this 2001 Cannes Film Festival edition here - very good condition, immaculate spine, slightly foxed but that's consistent with age. A very rare, holy grail of a book for Tolkien book collector nerds, I'll take £125 for it because i need the money.
i wanted the mastodon folks to have first refusal on it, otherwise it's getting auctioned on ebay next week. 🤷‍♂️
hmu if you want it.
#bookstadon
#LOTR

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horrowfide, 11 months ago to random

akira kurosawa's three amigos.

horrowfide, 1 year ago to random

i really like this picture of sheep sniffing a cat.