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jamesoff, to animals
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Had to say goodbye to Chaos this morning, the curliest, squeakiest, most rain-absorbingest cat you could ever hope to meet. A sad day at home today, give your pets a cuddle from us <3

A ginger cat inside a cat teepee. He’s looking and the camera and looks very happy.
A ginger cat crouching on top of a wooden fence. There’s green leaves of a hedge behind him and he’s looking intently at the camera with green eyes.
A ginger cat sitting in front of a low-profile led-backlit keyboard. He has a paw forward on the wrist rest as though he’s mid-typing.

Skepticat,
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@jamesoff
So sorry! Big big hugs. 😿

danieldurrans,
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@jamesoff :( A sad day indeed. Pets cuddled as instructed.

jamesoff, to random
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Hello old friend (paging @danieldurrans)

jamesoff,
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@danieldurrans It is :) we’re here for a thing at the Northcott Theatre!

danieldurrans,
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@jamesoff You're a day late for Neil Diamond!

jamesoff, to random
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@danieldurrans thought you might like this - every time I see a Figaro it reminds me of your wedding :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39C8iHcXW0c

danieldurrans,
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@jamesoff I am not past the first 10 seconds but had to come back and reply with…

Nee-son

jamesoff, to random
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Toilets outside

danieldurrans,
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@mastodon.jamesoff.net@mastodon.jamesoff.net Outside turn right, left at the traffic lights, straight ahead 200 yards, go into McDonalds, past the counter, through the door that says 'Toilet’.

jamesoff, to random
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A now toy has arrived

revk,
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@mastodon.jamesoff.net@mastodon.jamesoff.net I have one like that, seems OK. What does “75% wireless” mean?

slothrop,
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@revk @mastodon.jamesoff.net@mastodon.jamesoff.net Presumably a really short cable

jamesoff, to FreeBSD
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Installing a Linux VM in bhyve on one of my machines so I can run Plex in it, to try out the Sonic Analysis feature on my music library, as it’s Linux-only

danieldurrans,
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@mastodon.jamesoff.net@mastodon.jamesoff.net sonic analysis… spikey.

jamesoff, to random
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“The optician said I looked nice today”
“Mine said I should expect my vision to fail in five years because of my age and that the style of my glasses was out of date”

jamesoff,
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@danieldurrans The recovery for the latter seemed to be “buy new glasses” — it wasn’t clear for the former.

danieldurrans,
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@mastodon.jamesoff.net@mastodon.jamesoff.net maybe you need to use AI?

jamesoff, to random
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Happy from Tails

jamesoff, to random
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Nice quiet visit to my parents, then

“So what do you think about the numbers of immigrants coming to the country, legal and illegal?”

😱

danieldurrans,
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@jamesoff I like big boats and I can not lie.

jamesoff, to random
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Haha, not happening

jamesoff,
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@danieldurrans Ministry of Sound Classical at the Royal Albert Hall, it was excellent!

danieldurrans,
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@mastodon.jamesoff.net@mastodon.jamesoff.net I can only assume you haven't been to bed yet!

jamesoff, to random
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Beans and a boop

jamesoff, to random
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Watching the All England badminton Championship

jamesoff,
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@danieldurrans @yesterzine They had a T-shirt canon earlier which implies the existence of other clothing-based weaponry at least

danieldurrans,
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@mrs_seward @yesterzine Oodie Trebuchet

jamesoff, to random
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@MonaApp since 6.0 or 6.1, links in posts are truncated to (I think) 30 chars for display. Is this an option I’ve missed? It’s very annoying :(

jamesoff, to random
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Turns out the result of not drinking enough milk can be more serious than playing for a football club you haven't heard of :o

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/feb/22/accrington-stanley-milk-advert-actor-jailed-for-liverpool

yesterzine,
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@jamesoff The way I read this is lack of football knowledge is now illegal.

It’s a good thing you know about Ronald Zero is what I’m saying.

danieldurrans,
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@yesterzine @jamesoff is that some new McDonalds x Pepsi drink?

I’d like a quarter pounder meal with fries and a Ronald Zero please.

jamesoff, to random
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Old injector carriers cleaning up nicely with Brasso

jamesoff,
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Success!

danieldurrans,
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@mastodon.jamesoff.net@mastodon.jamesoff.net Top brass!

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