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josh

@josh@phocks.org

just some dude. i was running a single-user instance on oracle but then they screwed me over and locked me out of my account for no reason. so here i am again on my own hardware. be nice to me and be nice to animals. cheers. oh and i use arch btw.

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if i ever wanted to not get arrested by the international criminal court i would simply not do international war crimes

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finally a linux distro for the fediverse https://www.zdnet.com/article/nyarch-linux-is-the-cutest-distribution-for-fans-of-anime-and-manga/

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josh ๐Ÿ›ธ,

Someone from mastodon.online has reported josh

LOL (better suspend myself from my own server now)

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just got blocked by traffic cone carlie oh dear

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@anathema_device i will never recover from this

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oh dear the boomers are upset about my shitpost and are responding in earnest

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vandalism and graffiti can bring down house prices across a whole neighbourhood. please consider doing your part in tackling the housing crisis. together we can fix it

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if you ever find yourself in a position where you're stopping aid trucks from getting help to people starving and dying maybe it's time to ask yourself "are we the baddies?"

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the growing size of cars is ridiculous and needs to stop

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hey send some aurora down to the southern hemisphere please

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hang on hang on why is piers morgan of all people doing a better job of holding an israeli government spokesperson to account than any other journalist i've seen so far this can't be right

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"finally it's starting to become more socially acceptable to denounce genocide" is a cool phrase i never thought i would need to use in my life yet here we are

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anyone got any handy tips on dealing with that ever-present sense of foreboding doom?

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the chances that we are alone in the universe is astronomically low

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they should ban all apps while they're at it

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haha get wrecked tik tok

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instance went down overnight due to some kind of virtual network error ... but we're back yay

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according to the internet if only we would just stop calling things <insert thing here> and instead called them <insert other thing here> then all our problems would be solved

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if i was a politician who wanted to solve the housing crisis i would simply stop incentivising housing as an investment and instead incentivise housing as housing

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may life treat you the way you treat animals

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ok for now i think i'm going to experiment with a few self-hosted search implementations like Whoogle and SearXNG before rolling my own lol

https://github.com/benbusby/whoogle-search
https://docs.searxng.org/index.html

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heyyyy it works ๐Ÿ˜†

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brb gonna make my own search engine that doesn't suck and doesn't support genocide

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feelin some kinda way

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if i was a politician and wanted to fix the housing crisis i would simply do the things that would fix it instead of doing the exact opposite

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