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jpm, to random
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@geordie open the bonnet and dig into the weeds

jpm, to random
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Damnit, my fridge isn’t working properly.

There’s no cake in it.

Bern,
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@jpm look, it's a pretty affordable DIY fix, but you'll have to head out to the shops to get the parts...

jpm, to random
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Show me a phrase more cursed than “HR is thrilled to launch Workday for Microsoft Teams to all employees”.

I’ll wait.

mpesce,
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@jpm Do you reckon any of them know that?

jpm,
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@mpesce absolutely: “do more with less” is the executive battle-cry at the moment

jpm, to random
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Why is my $DAYJOB craptop running so goddamn hot? ALL IT’S DOING IS SITTING ON THE WINDOWS LOGIN SCREEN

vwdasher,
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@jpm Is it a Dell? Why are Dell laptops so shit. Cheap, shit underpowered work laptops deserve to be frisbeed off a roof.

jpm,
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@vwdasher this one is not, no

jpm, to random
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"While the different UTC variants are normally closely aligned, they can differ by as much as a few hundreds of nanoseconds" - u-blox 8 Receiver Description Including Protocol Specification

jpm,
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arm-non-eabi/bin/ld: region `ram’ overflowed by 48 bytes

Godfuckingdamnit

Jplonie,
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@jpm just remove the error checking. It'll be fine.

jpm, to random
@jpm@aus.social avatar

WARNING: Mary Poppins

jpm, to random
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This is everyone talking about the Australian e-Safety Commissioner this week ( @daedalus @stilgherrian et al)
https://eigenmagic.net/@whatifbot/112557340882906903

jpm, to random
@jpm@aus.social avatar

TEETH
https://mastodon.social/@bsletten/112556650707437256

MattHatton,
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@jpm Yo I heard you like teeth

liamvhogan,
@liamvhogan@aus.social avatar

@jpm TEETH

jpm, to random
@jpm@aus.social avatar

Hey @Kels_316 remember how we were thinking of how we could get antennas up high on a telescopic stand or something? This could be it… https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005925229530.html

jpm, to random
@jpm@aus.social avatar

Predicting the weather on a desktop computer? Big fucken deal, I can predict the weather without a computer at all
https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/112552368840300156

jpm, to random
@jpm@aus.social avatar

Ugh, fine, I guess I’m re-factoring this crusty C code I wrote a couple of years ago

ThermiteBeGiants,
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@jpm :sayori_dislike: crusty code
:sayori_like: rusty code

jpm,
@jpm@aus.social avatar

@ThermiteBeGiants no, that’s the upcoming version 3 major re-write

jpm, to random
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Fuck your reserved parking bollards

jpm,
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@ghost_shit zero fucks are given on the weekend in a hospital carpark

ghost_shit,
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@jpm Not unlike the time I spent 30 minutes in the queue to get into the Alfred carpark, and I found later that most of the spaces were overfilled by monster trucks.

jpm, to random
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This week can get absolutely fucked - thank you so much for the kind words and positive vibes in the last couple of days.

TGIF m’fu’ers. TGIF :tgif:

Kels_316,
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@jpm hook in mate. Hope tomorrow is a better one.

nonspecialist,
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@jpm all the best for tomorrow

jpm, to random
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Can I use none of them if I’ve got a 15Pro?
https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/112534648827466860

jpm, to random
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I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
https://ohai.social/@BintyMcFrazzles/112529229873252028

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