jtonline

jtonline, 24 days ago to random

Celebrating.

jtonline, 25 days ago to random

Irony klaxon!

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/rishi-sunak-tells-republic-there-cant-be-cherry-picking-of-international-agreements-amid-migrant-row/a1232694648.html

jtonline, 28 days ago to random

Urg, chaos. Can open, chaos everywhere. Source control like it's the 90s. 🤦‍♂️

jtonline, 28 days ago to random

It's election week! 🥳

The natural party of chaos has broken and plundered everything, partied while the bodies piled high, and tried to blame the most vulnerable for the 💩 they've discharged.

It's time to #StopTheTories
https://stopthetories.vote/

jtonline, 1 month ago to random

Signing people up to my mission to replace Java support with Rust in product [redacted]!

jtonline, 1 month ago to random

Just spotted that my shed was still on GMT! #ShedWorking

jtonline, 1 month ago to random

It's raining... checks eyes... umbrellas!

jtonline, 1 month ago to random

Not looking forward to going back to work after two weeks off. I wonder what chaos awaits.

jtonline, 1 month ago to random

Fan update- replacement being issued shortly. Chances that it will be less annoying seem vanishingly small but it would be nice it arrived before I'm back at work because the shed currently has no Internet!

jtonline, 1 month ago to random

The mission to make the annoying fan less annoying has hit an unexpected obstacle:— Brexit. Presumably one of the many things in small print on the other side of the bus. Ffs.

jtonline, 1 month ago to random

PSA: tomorrow will only have 4 minutes extra daylight, not an hour.

jtonline, 1 month ago to random

Remembered to turn my alarm clock off! Winning here!

jtonline, 2 months ago to random

Very happy to have welcomed a new contributor to the fabric-builder-k8s project this morning! Hopefully the first of many PRs :)

jtonline, 2 months ago to random

I need to update some xml this morning. Do I,
a) do it by hand in 10 minutes, or
b) spend all day learning enough python to automate it?
This isn't a mastodon poll because we all know what the answer is!

jtonline, 2 months ago to random

TIL the company I work for is older than Arizona 🤯

jtonline, 2 months ago to random

Archiving old github repositories like a boss.

jtonline, 2 months ago to random

Just been dragged outside for a photo on the Hursley House steps- I think it might even be the first time. Usually better at hiding!

jtonline, 3 months ago to random

I know I've already boosted it twice but it's that good.

https://www.the-reframe.com/always-do-the-right-thing/

jtonline, 3 months ago to random

How long until generative AI can remaster old low def 4:3 tv programs?

jtonline, 3 months ago to random

Far too early to be awake. At least it's light at this time in the morning now though.

jtonline, 3 months ago to random

It looks like I'm not the only one who thinks 14 years is more than enough Tory chaos, which is nice 🥳
https://iandunt.substack.com/p/byelection-slaughter-yeah-so-it-turns

jtonline, 3 months ago to random

IoT devices should all have a last will and testament so you know up front what will happen when the company selling them inevitably goes out of business. Will my clock still tell the time? Will the robot mower skulk in the flowerbed? Will some/all/none of the features still work when it can't connect to that pointless service in the cloud? Can I modify it myself or connect it to an alternative server?

jtonline, 4 months ago to random

TIL hamsters don't have wheels anymore,— they have flying saucers! 🤯

jtonline, 4 months ago to random

I'm sure there must be a good reason for disabling forks in GitHub. Right?

jtonline, 4 months ago to random

Are there and good tools clubs can use to notify people about events (last minute changes, stuff going on during the event etc) that don't require people to sign up to any license agreement nonsense or install yet another app? I.e. not WhatsApp or similar.