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jtonline

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'"In line with the preferences of the UK fusion sector, the UK has decided to pursue a domestic fusion energy strategy instead of associating with the EU's Euratom programme," the government said.' 🤦‍♂️

A world-beating domestic fusion strategy obvs. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67101176

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I wonder if they'll put Alan Bates on a commemorative stamp?

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Choose wisely
https://youtu.be/WOJHz3pU7mI?si=fJF7Rf31GB_GIDmu

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IoT devices should all have a last will and testament so you know up front what will happen when the company selling them inevitably goes out of business. Will my clock still tell the time? Will the robot mower skulk in the flowerbed? Will some/all/none of the features still work when it can't connect to that pointless service in the cloud? Can I modify it myself or connect it to an alternative server?

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Apparently is trending on ex-Twitter. What yall still doing over there?! :)

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"Short-term Bigotry for a Bleaker Future"! 💯🤣😂
https://youtu.be/9jsaSjaTJ2Q?si=Y_wSZ2HF4Ow8txb4

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We can afford to pay NHS staff properly. We absolutely cannot afford another Conservative government.

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The weather station seems to have broken:— there's a minus sign in front of the temperature, which can't be right!

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This heading really pisses me off.

“We value your privacy”

No! Like fuck you do!!! If you did there would be no pop up and no “partners” at all. It’s lie.

Or perhaps “yes” we “value” your [lack of] privacy in £££. So fucking say that.

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@revk 💯
I'd kind of just got used to it but more annoyed again recently now the minion is using "the internet" more, and keeps asking about yet another popup that obscures how to opt out. I've been tempted to create some flow diagrams for the common dark patterns but I fear they might end up being too profane for a 10yo!

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So, "Legitimate Interest"

...explain that one to me in a way that makes me feel that you weren't lying when you claimed to respect my privacy.

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I think we're off!

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ftw!

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It looks like I'm not the only one who thinks 14 years is more than enough Tory chaos, which is nice 🥳
https://iandunt.substack.com/p/byelection-slaughter-yeah-so-it-turns

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PSA: tomorrow will only have 4 minutes extra daylight, not an hour.

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It's election week! 🥳

The natural party of chaos has broken and plundered everything, partied while the bodies piled high, and tried to blame the most vulnerable for the 💩 they've discharged.

It's time to
https://stopthetories.vote/

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Made it to my usual spot at the start of
More people than I was expecting so far, which is good!

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"We are processing the requested change to your cookie preferences.
This may take up to a few minutes to process."

But of course 🤦‍♂️

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It's not just Boris Johnson's Brexit, it's a Conservative Brexit through and through. And it will be a Labour Brexit if Starmer adopts Theresa May's red lines.

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There's so much watering down from Sunak that Southern Water will be using him as an excuse to discharge more sewage.

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Irony klaxon!

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/politics/rishi-sunak-tells-republic-there-cant-be-cherry-picking-of-international-agreements-amid-migrant-row/a1232694648.html

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So if someone does force push to main, how do you rescue branches/commits based on the old main?

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The minion is sciencing.
Aka making a mess.

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Can we deport the entire Home Office?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-67654360

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Enjoying the yaml document from hell...
https://ruudvanasseldonk.com/2023/01/11/the-yaml-document-from-hell

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Just spotted that my shed was still on GMT!

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@underlap "since you can’t know ahead of time if the moon will be visible (for example: extreme cloud cover), it’s not always possible to know ahead of time how long the month will be." 🤯

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